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Are you a member of this club Filthy socks ? Bob

Al you are ten years older than me and I am nearly sixty Bob

Yes please Joel I will take 50 of them Bob

PM your address and I will stick them in the post. Bob

How many do you need Bob

Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?" "It's Paul, and I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted Cart. "Paul, she said, (loose breasts undulating beneath her white terry robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on, now " Elizabeth insisted. She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed and thought to myself, "but my wife won't like it." After a few restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I best go now." "Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still under the cart, I guess"

On my travels today

I recognise that swamp Bob

Bob

I think Mr badger is on about this stuff, it comes in 8x4 sheets and its about 1 1/2" thick ,its really light and very flexible . It does not soak up water and its tough. A mate gave me this sheet over ten years ago and I use it as a laying down mat aka (Gazunderboard ) when groveling around under tractors in muddy fields . Its some sort of rubberised aerated foam.

From ebay, four of them came to £22.76 delivered 12-24V Dual USB Charger Car Motorcycle Phone Power Adapter Socket Waterproof | eBay Bob

I am junking the fag lighter in the trucks in favour of these twin port USB sockets. The cigarette lighter adapters seem to work loose every few minutes and stop charging and I seem to need two things plugged in at a time these days. They are 12/24volt so will work in anything. Anyone here used these and do they last? Bob

Kinell they still exist all the councils still do them so here you go, an example https://www.walthamforest.gov.uk/pages/services/park-dispensation.aspx Its better than the shitfest that will ensue working without one Bob

You used to be able to go to the local council offices and get a temporary dispensation notice for working on yellow lines. That was years ago when men were men and a pansy was a flower. Bob

There is nothing scary in there, undo the row of allen bolts that are on the same plane as the vent cup and pull it out. If you clean up the tag thats riveted to the motor by the vent cap you should be able to get a seal kit for it by quoting the numbers on it from any decent hydraulic shop. Bob

The shaft seal has gone on the slew motor . Just one of those things. Bob

I feel your pain David, if I stand in a queue I always end up next to or talking to a nutter Bob

David I think your having your wire pulled, that or they are screening a version of La Beadles about. Bob

Get on the phone and follow up with an email with a copy of all your certs. Most companies would keep the details on file, you may be surprised at the response. Good luck. Bob

Just noticed Swampster is from Frimley , thats a bit close. Better stop feeding the dogs for a few weeks Bob

Useful looking truck there Mr Squatter Bob

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All gone Bob

Good choice Mick, I just love the lack of plastic Bob