eggsarascal

What tradesman works...... I'm not getting into this.

£40 a day?

They certainly aren't. Where are you based dumper?

Although my comment was tongue in cheek I'd very much doubt it. If I was pulled over your way I'd be knocking your door.

Proven wrong!, I thought you've told us you were never wrong?

Spoke to a lad yesterday, he was at £1650 all in. I explained to him it was for Steve, he said, "in that case it's £1850".

Got any jobs going?

Like most things in life, it's not what you know...

Gove and Stewart joining forces, you still sure about Boris, Vesp?

Sorry.

Landscaping sub forum...

Job Centre....... A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'. The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year'. The Scouser said 'You're bullshitting me!' The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it".

No need to broadcast my financial circumstances...

How many square meters?

I'd mind my own business.