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That's not fair Felix,& anyway they're nice girls in there,mostly.

Thank you, fact is I'm not in much pain,my nose is,but I have a Zen like ability to ignore any localised sensation that I dont like,(apart from derogatory and fully expected comments about the obvious from my nemesis,FTC)! Oh & the numbing effect of half a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream.(knocks cider((or cizzer)) into a topped hat),seems to have assisted my recovery!

Wassat?..It ws a rhody that done it!

Well thanks mate,my snout is getting embarasing (after the impact),& I could do with some advise,tried the frozen peas trick to no avail,& need to look half sensible in the morning as I'm going out meeting clients..

Well I caught a wack on me snout,it doesnt wobble side to side,but its got bigger than it was! Felix The Chopper is not alowed to post ANY replies on this thread,(smilies under duress just to be fair) First pic I was trying to see it,second pic I cant see each side of it,& third I gave up trying... IMG_1161 | Flickr - Photo Sharing! IMG_1162 | Flickr - Photo Sharing! IMG_1167 | Flickr - Photo Sharing! Truth be told, I was feeding the chipper & got a slap from a contorted limb I was feeding in,doh:001_smile:

Heres a link to the lewis,theres a uk dealer listed in there too. Welcome to Lewis Winch Listed uk dealer; WJ Green Ltd 7 Lady Lane Industrial Estate Hadleigh Ipswich Suffolk IP7 6BQ UK Tel: 01473 823839 Fax: 01473 824999 Email: [email protected] http://www.wjgreen.co.uk

Took me ages to refine that one,& thats the thanks I get...

Eat more fruit & veg,& maybe the occasional cup of prune juice,it wont 'save the world',but might help make it seem a nicer place!

Well at least he is under 'no stress' now...

There is a factory in Essex which makes Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Shelley is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Shelley surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Shelley. "I'm sorry" he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday... your job is to give Elmo 'two test tickles'". __________________

Congrats James,have you warned her what she is getting into!

Me too,a gutsy climb that too.

Again I agree Spud. By the way,how do you feel about porting & sorting a little echo 26cc top handle?

I agree Spud,Gardenkit is a great part of this superb thread:thumbup1:

I cant help with the work experience,but good luck,& enjoy.

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Fantastic!

You cant just stop this thread now Silky,I gave up watching the soaps on the box to follow it,& cancelled my subscription to 'The Beano'! Great thread & long may it run!

The 660 is a good strong saw,but my money is on the new husky range,they are very impressive in build & performance. (Now I'm going to have to duck)!

I had a go of Arbogrunts 395 yesterday,what a saw with an 18inch bar on it! I would rather that than the 3120 I have,its just too heavy for prolonged use.

Where abouts are you Mcleish? Might be someone local who can have a looksee.

Looks fun,top handle version would be more fun though,its the future!

If that doesnt sort it get back to us,worst case situation is send it to Spudulike on here,he sorts out most things at reasonable cost. Welcome to the forum.

Have a look at the husky 560,its a stunning machine!