Mike Hill

The opportunity exists for a experienced second climber to assist with a small well equip company in Bergen Norway.Working with Trees and equipment larger than the norm. The terms are full time "cards in" with pension and holidays after three months.Self employment is unavailable due to Norwegian Tax law. This position would be ideal for a newly qualified ex forces member although not limited to such applicants Accommodation is provided. Wages to depend on ability,attitude and qualifications Minimum requirements: B+E or pre 1997 Licence Chainsaw competence CS30,31 A motivated self starting attitude Ability to work on occasion unsupervised. Desirable requirements. Some experience working abroad CS 38 Mechanical aptitude Accepting applications now,applicants will be required to trial for a week.Air fares refunded to the successful applicant. Send all C.V. and expression of interest to:[email protected]

"Zapfwelle hinten" means "Power take off rear"

Soooooo..... That Tree ran 1500Kg per meter then did it? Full of Gold was it? Break the windscreen with your Nose did you? Tell us more.

He answers to "Unicorn".

Sounds like I am better off over here.

Pictures would certainly help the Arb Talk experts lead you astray,misinform and argue this thread into a mire of opinion. I shall refrain from further input.

Not really mate. We get to stand around alot,have Tea breaks,sit in the nice Truck Cab between jobs.We are out for about 8 hours a day,actually work for around five. Anyone who thinks that this job is "incredibly physically demanding" is a bit of a "Noddy" or has just left School/Home/The Post Office.

Not that fit.Its not Special Forces for FFS. IF you have the drive to do the job,you will loose the weight you need to loose.Its not a particularly difficult or dangerous job.

A 25" Bar on a 461 will put it into an early Grave if used too often. Is there really much you cut over 40" in diameter?If the answer is no,then put a 20" on the 461.

Typically I simply defecate into my Hand and throw it at passers by,whilst screeching like a Chimpanzee.

Did you hear about the Dyslexic Devil Worshiper? He sold his Soul to Santa.

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I would recommend trying to find work in Scandinavia,fair play,you have given it a good try here in Cyberspace.

Used to wear them every day when working in the Forest in New Zealand and Canada.The Spikes are entirely for walking down Logs when delimbing them,or Walking up Logs in Gulleys etc.If your working small Trees and able to stand on the ground when delimbing,then they are a waste of Money.

I worked with a guy who Bayoneted an Iraqi because he was out of Bullets.

As I am unable to Judge your claim,I would require a picture of you taken from behind,whilst feeding a Chipper with your shirt off.

I am more than happy to knock a bit off the top for Cash,as long as the client makes up the difference in price with Sex or Narcotics. Or Guns.

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Justin,is it true you are going to have an indoor Forest in which you can try Chainsaws before you buy them?

Please take some Pictures of this.It would be nice to have a doccument of this repair.

I think the man really needs a UNIMOG.Have they been discussed on here before. Might be a good thread to bring it up on.

Mick probably has some Spikes you can have.You'll just have to "Ride" his "Bike" once or twice.Probably won't be soooo bad,its been leagle since the 1960s.

What colour is it Ian?My mate had a white one in Taupo.

Great! I was anticipating finding your address amongst all that.Please send it to me.

A ridiculous statement my good man.I have gotten far more out of contraband than contraband has ever gotten out of me.