Making the news today....

[Stubby]

I see  prince Andrew has stepped down from " public duties " . Now he can do all his under age shagging in private . ?

[Silverhooker]

Do you think saville row do orange jumpsuits, cos I think he might need one soon!

[Mick Dempsey]

Before he goes to the US they should send back that woman who killed that kid on the motor bike.

 

(neither will happen)

[maybelateron]

On 25/10/2019 at 23:59, the village idiot said:

The old curator for nematodes and worms at the Natural History Museum was called Professor Wrigley.

Our local hospital dermatology department had one consultant called Dr Byrne and another was Dr Tan.

Years before that there was a junior gynaecology doc called Dr Overy, and when I was a young obs/gynae doc when training for GP I had a colleague called Dr Dick!!!

Yes these are all true as well.

[nepia]

I was at school with a lad whose dad was a dentist called Pickett.  I recently had bloods done by a nurse surnamed Slaughter.

[Conor Wright]

My old man had to go for a prostate exam... to be performed by a dr. Rogers. I saw the funny side. He didn't.

There seems to be a theme here..

 

On a different note, but along similar lines Roger Rabbitte is a local lettuce grower.(he grows a variety of veggies, but lettuce is genuinely one of his main crops)

 

 

 

[Khriss]

15 hours ago, trigger_andy said:

Ive been going to chiropractors for about 5 years now. Personally I find them great! I come out of a good 'crunch' like Im floating on air, lasts a day or two before just feel normal then a week or so later Im starting to feel like I should go back. I go every month and weekly when its bad. 

Obvs doing something wrong to yr body then. K

[Khriss]

11 hours ago, Stubby said:

I see  prince Andrew has stepped down from " public duties " . Now he can do all his under age shagging in private . ?

....but with ' Royal decree' Mr Stubby ? K

[Stubby]

1 minute ago, Khriss said:

....but with ' Royal decree' Mr Stubby ? K

Would that be " Royal dickerie " ?

[trigger_andy]

Obvs doing something wrong to yr body then. K

Not according to the Neurosurgeon I seen in Oslo on Tuesday, but thank you for your informed and educated opinion.....