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Well this is news to me...its going to change my life 
 
 


Very useful Steve... I thought there was something up with the app that I couldn’t type properly.

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When will Joe Public learn to properly respect and abide by traffic management systems?

 

SLG is there for public safety NOT public pleasure.....

 

WWW.LIVERPOOLECHO.CO.UK

Shocked staff saw Trevor Smith 'thrusting his hips' towards the cone in the train station's lift

 

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5 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

When will Joe Public learn to properly respect and abide by traffic management systems?

 

SLG is there for public safety NOT public pleasure.....

 

WWW.LIVERPOOLECHO.CO.UK

Shocked staff saw Trevor Smith 'thrusting his hips' towards the cone in the train station's lift

 

There are some tasty looking traffic cones about to be fair . 

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Did anyone read about the rift developing in the LGBT community.

Apparently several high profile figures have left to form a separate group.

The chief executive of Stonewall (gay rights charity) was asked to comment. His name is Paul Twocock!!!

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No I'm not making it up.

I read it in a dead serious article in the Times whilst on my own in the Waitrose cafe. Burst out laughing which was rather embarrassing.

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5 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Did anyone read about the rift developing in the LBGT community.

Apparently several high profile figures have left to form a separate group.

The chief executive of Stonewall (gay rights charity) was asked to comment. His name is Paul Twocock!!!

🤣🤣🤣

 

No I'm not making it up.

I read it in a dead serious article in the Times whilst on my own in the Waitrose cafe. Burst out laughing which was rather embarrassing.

Following the whole terf/trans thing is a bit of a hobby of mine.

 

I’ve no dog in the fight so to speak, but it’s a fascinating ideological battle, with more than a few laughs thrown in as you noticed.

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I can't say the name of the Met Police Commissioner without saying "...oh not she doesn't..."  

 

I know, it's childish and unnecessary - but when we lose our sense of humour we might as well give up anyway.

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46 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

on my own in the Waitrose cafe

They don't let you in Waitrose down 'ere unless yome wearing a cravat!

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3 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

They don't let you in Waitrose down 'ere unless yome wearing a cravat!

They let in anyone in around these parts... as long as you've got a pocket full of money.

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