PeteB

1200kgs, yes and yes!

Try talking to the good people at Vermeer to see if you can blag one!

OLD AGE - WHERE I HAVE AND HAVE NOT BEEN I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! But one place I don’t ever want to be is in Continent.

I've got a couple:sneaky2:

A man called 999 and said "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is the same, but the ironing is piling up."

* My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his classgive him a hand-job. I said, "Son, that's 3 schools this year!You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether!

You are doing it wrong!

Transmission lash has some "cluncks" and the noise is audible even above the engine. Fly by wire lag is silent right upto the point of engagement when the clunk advises you. As the man says, get underneath and turn the shafts by hand to look for wear in the diffs, UJ's, transfer case and cog box! Good "used" parts will be dear too!

Hey Mike! It could be easy but add a picture or two to show why it needs adjusting. A TR230? Do you mean TW230? TP230? If it can be adjusted then a mechanism should be fairly obvious and visible. If no such thing exists then perhaps something else needs doing! Good luck, do those pictures!

My wife suggested I get on of those penis enlargers, so I did.. Her names is Kathy and she is 21 years younger than me!

Welcome to the club! Get your blades from the nearest GreenMech dealer who for you, are, Brown's at Leighton Buzzard. Blades do have to be sharp, so be careful what you feed into it.

Second that! A "mover" can be a trial, as can a stool in flint ground....

Top film! Good on them, well done Torfaen for the PR!

Tesco have run out of those dodgy burgers, but don't worry, there is another delivery coming in at 10 to 1!

Very light dusting here in north west Leicestershire.

In the vid, the engine is Yanmar. Although it sounded like something else, long stroke, high compression maybe and two pot. Smooth as a bear's behind!!!!

Says something about the outfit selling them methinks........

Another odd item on Tesco shelves!

found the instructional vid on youtube from the Runshine Machinery Co from China. Laughable! Shocking that someone would want to sell such an item to! That loop handle over the top is connected to the infeed roller! pull down and the roller is lifted up! I do hope no one gets burnt!

After eating the burger from Tesco I did a huge horse and cart. Good job I didn't follow-through with a pony & trap!

Since the wife ate that burger from Tesco she's been a right mare.

Selling cheap burgers at Tesco I've just seen bargain hunters jockeying for position.

A Landy one when the GreenMech tow tug was a FreeLander. Now just Arbtalk and RodsnSods.

And what do they put in their sausages!

Saw this in the Tesco Express!