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[Johnsond]

SNP could miss out on £1.2m as 'difficult' for party to meet accounts deadline

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Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf has told Sky News it will be "difficult" to meet a 31 May...

Absolutely zero sympathy, if i or any of the many small businesses or self employed that the SNP try their hardest to suffocate do not put accounts in on time in order to pay the inflated Scottish taxes we get fined, no ifs or buts, there are no “ways around it” . 

[Johnsond]

Chancellor blames 'eye-watering sums' spent on pandemic and energy bills support for hike in public sector borrowing

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The chancellor has blamed the "eye-watering sums" spent on helping people through the...

Eye watering profits for many corporations he should say. 

[Mark Bolam]

[Stubby]

11 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

Ah . Mr Potato head .  

[sime42]

Stunned cops discover LAMB in car along with £10k worth of drugs during motorway stop

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Stunned cops who pulled over a suspected drug driver this weekend found £10,000 of Class A drugs - and a tiny lamb.

 

Comedy captions anyone?

[Will C]

4 hours ago, sime42 said:

Stunned cops discover LAMB in car along with £10k worth of drugs during motorway stop

WWW.GLASGOWTIMES.CO.UK

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Stunned cops who pulled over a suspected drug driver this weekend found £10,000 of Class A drugs - and a tiny lamb.

 

Comedy captions anyone?

He didn’t pull the wool over there eyes!

[roboted]

13 hours ago, sime42 said:

Stunned cops discover LAMB in car along with £10k worth of drugs during motorway stop

WWW.GLASGOWTIMES.CO.UK

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Stunned cops who pulled over a suspected drug driver this weekend found £10,000 of Class A drugs - and a tiny lamb.

 

Comedy captions anyone?

Police are still looking for Mary.

[Cosmiccrofter]

Chap has been done for underage sheep-shagging.

[difflock]

That story had me head scratching a little.  .  .

I remain bemused and perplexed.

Which may have been the intention.

[doobin]

1 minute ago, difflock said:

That story had me head scratching a little.  .  .

I remain bemused and perplexed.

Which may have been the intention.

It's a fair bet that the perps were, shall we say, 'ethinic' and that the lamb was destined (possibly when bigger, possibly they were stupid and assumed that was the right size to steal) for 'smokies'