Making the news today....

[Khriss]

40 minutes ago, difflock said:

Ah just "pinged" thissun to our Physiotherapist daughter, and let the count-down begin.

It ain't a one off mate. I had shoulder n arm injuries after a head-on in 2017 this bugger pulling my shoulder blade out of joint n cracking my spine - think they are sadists.  K

[trigger_andy]

8 hours ago, Khriss said:

I have had Chiropractic in the past - legalised torture - never again. Was ill fr 3 days. Summat wrong with those types . K

Ive been going to chiropractors for about 5 years now. Personally I find them great! I come out of a good 'crunch' like Im floating on air, lasts a day or two before just feel normal then a week or so later Im starting to feel like I should go back. I go every month and weekly when its bad. 

[trigger_andy]

7 hours ago, difflock said:

Ah just "pinged" thissun to our Physiotherapist daughter, and let the count-down begin.

Not a fan either?  

 

Ive had nothing but a good experiance from them, same with work mates and pals that have been brave enough to go. Ive seen loads but now see this lad that gives me a good battering.  The namby pamby ones with the beds that 'give' when a set force is reached  are pointless in my opinion. 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

8 hours ago, Khriss said:

Council accidentally chops down 800 trees

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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The saplings had been planted in Palmer Park in Reading by a group of volunteers.

 

 

 

Could not make it up could you. K

“... lessons have been learned...

 

Holy f*ck!

 

What was the organic knowledge baseline if this is considered to be a learning curve ????

[difflock]

Like a local Parks Supervisor who had lovingly crafted and nurtured an area of Wild Flower Meadow, before they became sooo fashionable, in the midst of acres of ruthlessly weekly/bi-weekly needlessly  cut meadow grass.

Anyway he went on his hols in July,  and discovered to his horror on his return that the area had been flailed to death, "because it was untidy and full of weeds and there were complaints".

Stupid Fornicators!

[Stubby]

I see  prince Andrew has stepped down from " public duties " . Now he can do all his under age shagging in private . ?

[Silverhooker]

Do you think saville row do orange jumpsuits, cos I think he might need one soon!

[Mick Dempsey]

Before he goes to the US they should send back that woman who killed that kid on the motor bike.

 

(neither will happen)

[maybelateron]

On 25/10/2019 at 23:59, the village idiot said:

The old curator for nematodes and worms at the Natural History Museum was called Professor Wrigley.

Our local hospital dermatology department had one consultant called Dr Byrne and another was Dr Tan.

Years before that there was a junior gynaecology doc called Dr Overy, and when I was a young obs/gynae doc when training for GP I had a colleague called Dr Dick!!!

Yes these are all true as well.

[nepia]

I was at school with a lad whose dad was a dentist called Pickett.  I recently had bloods done by a nurse surnamed Slaughter.