Making the news today....

[Rough Hewn]

[tree-fancier123]

41 minutes ago, Rough Hewn said:

 

that's a CGI fake though - they've even mashed up the company name - the Boston Dynamics one is today's engineering

[Rough Hewn]

that's a CGI fake though - they've even mashed up the company name - the Boston Dynamics one is today's engineering

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[tree-fancier123]

any superpowers thinking of invading Canada and nicking their oil + minerals should do it now, while the Canadians are all stoned on cheap weed

 

[Conor Wright]

any superpowers thinking of invading Canada and nicking their oil + minerals should do it now, while the Canadians are all stoned on cheap weed

 

Why go for the oil? That's hard work, just nick the weed, it's probably worth as much!

400 tonnes. What's a gram worth "on the streets"?

[Dan Maynard]

About a tenner apparently (according to my teenage son).
Think that makes it 4,000,000,000 quid, enough to hire a plane or two to transport it out.

[difflock]

Spitting Images were really "on-point" with this far-sighted critique:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwexhQ-92ws

[Mick Dempsey]

Looking at the vids of the latest London bridge thing.

 

looks like some members of the public took him on, and one in particular was holding him down, till it looks like a copper pulled him away (suicide vest?) and gave him the old one two.

 

Some brave blokes around.

[David Cropper]

Just been announced the vest was a fake. Can't take a chance, only action is to slot the twat. Got to hand it to the courage of the lads who took him on before the cops arrived. Must be bravery awards handed out there.

[Khriss]

Dunno. AP round into Hi Ex vest aint gonna end well. But shows those peoples real mettle there. Gongs all round. Take my hat off. K