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[Bolt]

8 hours ago, daveatdave said:

i would say it was a young Sterk not a cow Maby the copper forgot his lasso don't think a vet would have managed to do anything as you cant start firing a dart gun willy nilly in the street  

Where I grew up, we used to control errant cows using a farmer, a couple of bits of blue alkathene and a collie.

 

 

[Stere]

Next tory leader the  betting odds  fav is

 

 

Olukemi Olufunto "Kemi" Badenoch

 

 

Would be an interesting leader self described  "anti woke"

 

 

Edited June 17 by Stere

[Doug Tait]

56 minutes ago, Bolt said:

Where I grew up, we used to control errant cows using a farmer, a couple of bits of blue alkathene and a collie.

 

 

 

A little bit of patience and some understanding of the animal's "thinking" would've been more fruitful than scared people harassing it with vehicles.

 

I see the officer responsible for assaulting it with a vehicle has been removed from duty

 

Staines: Police driver who rammed cow removed from duty

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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A farmer whose runaway cow was rammed by police says the footage of the incident is a sorry sight.

 

[sime42]

54 minutes ago, Stere said:

Next tory leader the  betting odds  fav is

 

 

Olukemi Olufunto "Kemi" Badenoch

 

 

Would be an interesting leader self described  "anti woke"

 

 

 

I interesting no doubt, but better than Farage. I heard a speculation this morning that he could get elected as an MP, then cross the floor to join the Conservatives and go on to become their leader. Scary prospect, and by no means beyond the realms of possibility. Politics abhors a vacuum.

 

 

 

 

[Stubby]

1 hour ago, Doug Tait said:

 

A little bit of patience and some understanding of the animal's "thinking" would've been more fruitful than scared people harassing it with vehicles.

 

I see the officer responsible for assaulting it with a vehicle has been removed from duty

 

Staines: Police driver who rammed cow removed from duty

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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A farmer whose runaway cow was rammed by police says the footage of the incident is a sorry sight.

 

Rattle a bucket of cow feed pellets and it would follow you anywhere .

[Doug Tait]

12 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Rattle a bucket of cow feed pellets and it would follow you anywhere .

 

A dab of milk on a finger, make a noise like an adult cow, any number of ways it would've willingly followed back to it's field, that's all it wanted. All the talk of it being a danger to people, it's clearly a lost, scared calf.

 

I put half a dozen of them back in a field the other week that had got on the moor road by doing no more than standing quietly in the right place for a couple of minutes.

[sime42]

Umm, I foresee a costly public enquiry leading to some interesting additions to the police duty belt.

 

A length of blue alkathene

A bucket of cow feed pellets

A farmer

A Collie dog

A dab of milk

 

 

 

 

[Mick Dempsey]

Joey Barton ha ha ha!

 

[Stere]

Farage said hes planning on being PM in 5 yrs.

 

 

[Mark J]

1 hour ago, Stere said:

Farage said hes planning on being PM in 5 yrs.

 

 

He's as deluded as the clampits who soak up his patter.