Jokes???

[Stubby]

11 minutes ago, djbobbins said:

 

I’m not really a tree surgeon (just join in here for the banter, firewood and occasional domestic stuff). However, I am a Gemini so happy enough with that!!

 

I am on the cusp of Aquarius and Capricorn I think . 1 + 8 gives me 9 😁👍 ( and that's only half hard and playful ) .

Edited June 23, 2021 by Stubby

[eggsarascal]

8 hours ago, Doug Tait said:

I'll need to check my birth certificate now, always thought I was Sagittarius but it seems not...

You may of got my Aries, if you did it's not fair cuz I didn't get your Sagittarius in return.

[Doug Tait]

1 hour ago, eggsarascal said:

You may of got my Aries, if you did it's not fair cuz I didn't get your Sagittarius in return.

Thanks for that eggs, your Aries has served me well 

[Big J]

[Big J]

[Moose McAlpine]

On 23/06/2021 at 10:11, SamanthaSunny said:

I wonder what star sign the majority of tree surgeons would be 😂😂😂😂

 

So, errr.. what's your zodiac sign, Sam? 🤔

[Ratman]

 
So, errr.. what's your zodiac sign, Sam? [emoji848]

🤣🤣🤣 bets on it being a Thai version!

[Kent Arboreal]

My missus has a rare disease of the toenails and although she hasn't lost any yet (the foot doctor wanted to take them off ages ago) she will lose all of them eventually.

What a lovely story

[djbobbins]

Not sure if this is funny or not, but…

When fixing a 3x3 fence post into the ground, is it best to:

(a) set it in Postcrete knowing that it will rot in a few years
(b) hammer a metpost spike into the soil and mount the post into that, or
© set a metpost spike into a ball of concrete, with some other large lumps of concrete in the same hole, then add the post, but let the fence get overgrown in ivy so the poor sod who has to try and dig it out at a later date spends hours doing so, whilst getting bitten to buggery by mosquitoes.

Asking on behalf of the previous owner of my house…

[scbk]

There's only 2 things certain in life, death and taxes.

Unless you're John MacAfee, then there's only death.