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A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and everyone died.
Upon arrival in heaven, God said, "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven.
" The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to God and says "I wish to be beautiful."
God grants her wish.
The next person can’t decide on what to wish for, so he ends up wishing for the same thing.
At this point a man at the very back of the line starts to laugh.
The next couple, seeing how utterly wondrous the two have become, make their wish to become beautiful also,
and the man at the end laughs even louder.
One after another, the people wish for the same thing.
The closer God gets to the end of the line, the harder the man laughs.
When God finally reaches him, he asks "What is your wish my son?"
The man says,

"Make them all ugly again!" 🤪

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