Stuff your old boss did/said..

[Steve Bullman]

Never quite got my head round how the AR50's and the like went out of fashion. Sure they were crap, and sounded ridiculous, and we basically a dressed up scooter, but when I was 17 no male would be seen dead riding an actual scooter!

[jfc]

My mate had a black ar50, looked great. Especially in my fs1e rear mirror as I left him for dead!

[Ratman]

The used to fit the AR80 top end to them too

[Mike Hill]

I was moving the back-line Dozer when I was about 18,it began to get really steep so I stopped and began to climb out to have a look at where I was going.

 

"That thing can run on twice the angel" Yelled the boss, "You'll run out of balls before it runs out of gravity"

 

Sat back in,buckled up,moved off as the ground beneath the Dozer gave way and I rolled 25 Ton onto its roof.

[difflock]

4 minutes ago, Mike Hill said:

I was moving the back-line Dozer when I was about 18,it began to get really steep so I stopped and began to climb out to have a look at where I was going.

 

"That thing can run on twice the angel" Yelled the boss, "You'll run out of balls before it runs out of gravity"

 

Sat back in,buckled up,moved off as the ground beneath the Dozer gave way and I rolled 25 Ton onto its roof.

The angel/angle had fallen!

[wicklamulla]

my old boss used to say of some fella he disliked  'That lad is the middle and two ends of a bollix'.

[David Cropper]

My old Corporal used to say, "You're a bigger bum than ten arseholes."

[Shaff]

First boss used to say the apprentice “was lazier than a glass eye” ?

[djbobbins]

When embarking on a project and breaking something along the way... “we’re doing one job and making three”. That one has stuck with me.

[Billhook]