Stuff your old boss did/said..

[Mick Dempsey]

1 minute ago, Stubby said:

Are you using the wrong toothpaste   perhaps  Mick ?

I’m boring the tits off them Stubs, not snogging them.

[Stubby]

23 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

I’m boring the tits off them Stubs, not snogging them.

There is no emoji for yawn ........

Edited July 27, 2019 by Stubby

[Christopher Schroeter]

First ever job at a local country estate caravan park. The manager was a legend in the area by the name of Mr Harker. 7 foot tall. Massive beard.
"Can you drive a tractor Christopher?"
"Yes Mr Harker,"
"Well take the fuckin handbrake off then!"

[difflock]

The only thing wrong with that, is pride.

[hazelnut]

The first few bosses i had were really quite aggresive characters and almost put me off arboriculture for good...one of them used to argue so much with his son they would have loud shouting fits in customers gardens!! he walked onto a swimming pool cover carrying his work notepad..years of notes on customers gone in seconds..

[Stuart Picken]

'happier than a gypsy's dog with two cocks'

[bigtreedon]

When I was 16 I started doin a nvq2 in arb 3 weeks working for a company 50miles away and the other week at college my first day I got up at 5am road 6 miles to local town to catch the bus to wear the company was I sat on the bus for just over a hr never met the boss befor till I got in his hilux he turned looked at me said I have had 7 of u students so far this year they have all been shit if ur shit u can go as well ! 23 years later we very good friends and i have some great memories of jobs we have done together

 

 

[Mark Bolam]

I think you were lucky there Don.

[bigtreedon]

I think you were lucky there Don.

Not sure about luck ? But I definitely grafted my arse off for the year [emoji6]

 

[Khriss]

13 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

For all the moans I have about my old boss, he never endangered me.

 

He did bore the tits off me repeating the same old stories ending with an explanation about how he was right and everyone else was wrong, A tradition I try to continue with the lucky sorts who work with me.

 

Strangely they seem to make every effort to avoid travelling to the job with me and  squeeze in the chip truck together no matter how much I assure them of how much they’ll learn listening to me talking about myself.

Wow Dempsey - that's two things we have in common now k