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Christopher Schroeter

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About Christopher Schroeter

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  • Birthday 07/12/1977

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  1. Hi Chris, any chance of a referral code for Tamar please also looking to set up a virtual number. Thanks John

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    Finding things out about your kids

    Turns out I'm French. I give up!
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    The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A34 in Cheshire recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck"
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    Which (Northern) shop to go to?

    Piercebridge has a cracking cafe too!
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    Show us your website!

    http://www.champion-gardens.co.uk This is as basic as they get. Maybe when I take a few pictures it may become more colourful!
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    Bitey things 2018

    Doesn't it eat climbing harnesses too and make you fall out of trees?
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    Job opportunity Norway

    .....must have own Delorean.
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    Biochar Questionnaire

    I enjoyed the research immensely. If you want to read it I can send you a copy. Some of it is shit but I got a healthy 63% for it so I was pleased!
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    Advice on Insurance Self Employed

    I think the best thing to do is to phone them up and talk. They are humans and actually reasonable ones too haha.you tell them what you're going to be doing and they tell you what you need. I was in a similar state of confusion recently. I'm pleased with the service from Arborisk. (Wonder if I get commission?)
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    Biochar Questionnaire

    About which bit?
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    Biochar Questionnaire

    Biochar was part of my undergraduate dissertation. The biomass (measured above ground height and total weight) of clover increased with impressive statistical significance using soil with 5% biochar additive against control. Unfortunately for me this wasn't my primary hypothesis and the thing I was actually looking at had no change! But even a perceived failure is valuable scientifically.
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    Guitars . Show em !

    And cos the scruffy kid won't brush her hair without a fight she looks like Kurt Cobain most of the time.
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    Guitars . Show em !

    My daughter's new one. She didn't want to learn things like twinkle star. She says dad....teach me some rock. So her first song was a Monster Magnet one, then some Maiden. In this photo she's onto Nothing Else Matters! That's my girl.


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