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Khriss

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  1. ... is wot gearbox is for ? K
  2. ......you wear eyeliner n scare people in far off woodland..... yr exempt. K
  3. This morning ..... drove to work, stopped off a garage fr usual delicious pasties ( large ) n coffee, in my orange, put mask on.... saw copper ( metropolitans finest ) walk into premises, eyeballs me ( in my mask , n orange hiivis all overs ) fumbles fr his mask hastily, Hmmm, no one in said premises wearing masks ? K
  4. I thought Brno ? Had an old 3 pot that was unstoppable. 4x4 too. K ( yr a domino's man I know ? )
  5. Yes @Stubby Zetors are a good choice after Valtra, solid n modify able. Czech mate ? K
  6. Razor wire plus sign attached. K
  7. Bank transfer, nearly immediate ( 2hrs or so ) and can be done on yr phones with online banking. K
  8. ..... With veeeerrryy nervous sheep ? K
  9. Thats just cheating really ? K
  10. Khriss

    Jokes???

    Not my work, I assure you , but found these words of wisdom elsewhere. 1). Don't Piss on my leg then tell me it's raining. 2). If you have nothing old you never have anything new. 3). If it looks too good to be true she's still married. 4). Never witness with your mouth something you did'nt witness with your eyes. 5). Never say it behind their back if you can't say it to their face. 6). Moderation is good , in moderation. 7). If it has a lump in it its not a fart. 8). If you're over fifty-five never waste a stiffy. 9). Don't do what your parents tell you 'cos if they were that clever they would'nt have had kids in the first place. 10). If she's thirty plus years younger than you DIRTY BASTARD!!! 11). Live every day like its the day BEFORE your last 'cos your last day is gonna be shit. 12). It ain't Bragging IF you can back it up. 13). If you're bored when you're on your own its you thats the bore. 14). Judge your wealth by the loyality and quality of your friends NOT the contents of your purse. 15). It's not where you've been, it's where you're going that counts. 16). Growing older is not upsetting, being perceived as old is. 17). There are no problems BUT there is a ****************ing big box of unused solultions. 18). Why " fit in " when you were born to be outstanding. 19). What seems like a wrong turn can lead to a move in the right direction. K ( Mr Stubby is No16 )
  11. ( trouble is ... I look at this an wonder wot I have been doing fr last 20 yrs )
  12. Me neither - married fr 18 years .... year of divorce and suddenly felt better ! K
  13. Dont you even !! He bad enuff as tiz ! K
  14. @Gray git ooooooo stoppit ! K
  15. ... an proper chippers K
  16. If bottom one is a Beech - 400 quid as snappier ? k
  17. Hiring kit in would work if you get a skid steer with flail. Or loan of a tractor with grab. Some companies hire flails out but has to be matched to machine. K
  18. Closing time you cheeky tyke. K
  19. Dunno wot you mean... Is that some sort of pasta ? K
  20. Its more New Rocks now @TIMON *coff* not sayin i been or anything * coff coff* K
  21. Had pretty good service from them in my time . K
  22. The Nitrous Oxide ( highly explosive) for the aenethetist. Plus they comfy fr standing. K
  23. Top Hornbeam - thin it. Slows growth a bit. Bottom Hornbeam - good crown lift n tickle top down a bit - bring in over extended main lateral branches. K ( 100 quid versus 300 quid nice saturday morning job ) K
  24. Forest flails work well on campers too ? k
  25. @Lorn Logs definately do yr homework on the mulcher head, you want most hydraulic flow and pressure you can get. Ended up with a Italian flail - quite small- on a 15 ton Komatsu, which did not push the oil out fast enuff fr it. Dissapointing. Lot of guys doing gorse n bramble on Highways jobs with them now and seem to have good effect with even small 360s diggers. K

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