Jokes???

[Mark J]

  On 26/01/2018 at 21:45, devon TWiG said:

Police arrested 2 men for theft , 1 was caught with a load of batteries and the other had fireworks ......they "charged " the first 1,and  the second 1  got "let off "  !!!

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That's terrible.  Thanks.

[Mark Bolam]

Aye, that’s a cracker.

[Mark Bolam]

Sorry, meant it came out of a cracker.

[Al Cormack]

[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35] Some idiot found my debit card inside Starbucks literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! He tried keeping it, even though I caught him picking it up.
I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back, but he denied having it [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
This is where it gets interesting [emoji849]...

An even bigger idiot kept tapping on .... See More

[Christopher Schroeter]

Me and my mates have started a band. We're called 1023MB cos we haven't got a Gig yet.

[Mark Bolam]

  On 30/01/2018 at 09:46, Al Cormack said:

Some idiot found my debit card inside Starbucks literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! He tried keeping it, even though I caught him picking it up.
I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back, but he denied having it
This is where it gets interesting ...

An even bigger idiot kept tapping on .... See More

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Got me Al!

[muttley9050]

  On 30/01/2018 at 09:46, Al Cormack said:

[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35] Some idiot found my debit card inside Starbucks literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! He tried keeping it, even though I caught him picking it up.
I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back, but he denied having it [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
This is where it gets interesting [emoji849]...

An even bigger idiot kept tapping on .... See More

Good one.

[Gary Prentice]

  On 30/01/2018 at 09:46, Al Cormack said:

Some idiot found my debit card inside Starbucks literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! He tried keeping it, even though I caught him picking it up.
I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back, but he denied having it
This is where it gets interesting ...

An even bigger idiot kept tapping on .... See More

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  On 30/01/2018 at 12:18, Mark Bolam said:

Got me Al!

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  On 30/01/2018 at 18:41, muttley9050 said:

  On 30/01/2018 at 09:46, Al Cormack said:

 

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Good one.

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I don't get it 

[Stubby]

  On 30/01/2018 at 19:24, Gary Prentice said:

 

 

I don't get it 

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How many times did you click " see more " ?

[Gary Prentice]

once?

 

Now I get it!

Edited January 30, 2018 by Gary Prentice