Jokes???

[Mark J]

49 minutes ago, devon TWiG said:

Police arrested 2 men for theft , 1 was caught with a load of batteries and the other had fireworks ......they "charged " the first 1,and  the second 1  got "let off "  !!!

That's terrible.  Thanks.

[Mark Bolam]

Aye, that’s a cracker.

[Mark Bolam]

Sorry, meant it came out of a cracker.

[Al Cormack]

[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35] Some idiot found my debit card inside Starbucks literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! He tried keeping it, even though I caught him picking it up.
I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back, but he denied having it [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
This is where it gets interesting [emoji849]...

An even bigger idiot kept tapping on .... See More

[Christopher Schroeter]

Me and my mates have started a band. We're called 1023MB cos we haven't got a Gig yet.

[Mark Bolam]

2 hours ago, Al Cormack said:

Some idiot found my debit card inside Starbucks literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! He tried keeping it, even though I caught him picking it up.
I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back, but he denied having it
This is where it gets interesting ...

An even bigger idiot kept tapping on .... See More

Got me Al!

[muttley9050]

[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35] Some idiot found my debit card inside Starbucks literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! He tried keeping it, even though I caught him picking it up.
I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back, but he denied having it [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
This is where it gets interesting [emoji849]...

An even bigger idiot kept tapping on .... See More

Good one.

[Gary Prentice]

9 hours ago, Al Cormack said:

Some idiot found my debit card inside Starbucks literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! He tried keeping it, even though I caught him picking it up.
I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back, but he denied having it
This is where it gets interesting ...

An even bigger idiot kept tapping on .... See More

 

7 hours ago, Mark Bolam said:

Got me Al!

 

42 minutes ago, muttley9050 said:

9 hours ago, Al Cormack said:

 

Good one.

I don't get it 

[Stubby]

Just now, Gary Prentice said:

 

 

I don't get it 

How many times did you click " see more " ?

[Gary Prentice]

once?

 

Now I get it!

Edited January 30, 2018 by Gary Prentice