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bluebedouin

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    Northampton UK
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    leatherwork,climbing trees,cycling,foraging
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  1. Duke of Edinburgh was driving through Glasgow when he accidentally hit a taxi & dented the wing of his car but with no damage to the taxi. The cabbie got out & started ranting & raving at the Duke who calmly sat there & took the abuse. When the cabbie stopped for a breath Prince Philip said, "My dear fellow there's no need to get so irate.Our insurance companies can sort out this little mishap.What's the name of yours?" Cabbie says,"Ah away & get fooked." Prince Philip replies,"And the address?"
  2. Just follow the directions in the link I gave.
  3. Looks like he won because it's still there. https://www.google.com/maps/@50.5027054,-4.4191656,3a,15y,324.55h,95.88t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBJq9RGxQLqn124f_udahFw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
  4. I suspect there's people on here that haven't a clue as to what that is!
  5. I've heard of a club foot but .......
  6. I don't have a passport,will my driving licence do?
  7. They'd just leave it on the doorstep & take a picture of it.In the case of hermes they'd take a picture of it on the step then pick it up & put it back in their van to take home.
  8. A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma. The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.
  9. I thought this was quite funny.
  10. Is that the Lesbian channel?
  11. Making off without payment The offence of making off without payment, commonly known as 'bilking' is an offence under Section 3 of the Theft Act 1978.Warwickshire Police

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