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[skc101fc]

4 minutes ago, Steven P said:

 

Thinking about this last night, and not to create a villain until convicted of course, but a suitable punishment would include purchasing, planting and caring for a new tree in the spot. Perhaps to care for it till the tree reaches lets say 10 years old.. and if it dies.... reset to the start, plant a new one till it gets to 10 - the lad maybe has to visit the tree once a month.... I'd be a bit lenient and mandate that the lad also attends and passes a course in Arboriculture, plus whatever fines and so on that the court would normally set. Sounds easy till it is February 5 years on and he has to haul himself out of bed in the snow to check on a tree

That's where stocks on the village green and public retribution come in. Oh how I want to hear the sound of a three year old, well seasoned coconut bouncing off his slippery vegetable encrusted head.

[GarethM]

1 minute ago, skc101fc said:

That's where stocks on the village green and public retribution come in. Oh how I want to hear the sound of a three year old, well seasoned coconut bouncing off his slippery vegetable encrusted head.

I've always wondered who the hell bought coconuts at a supermarket!.

[skc101fc]

Yep, me. They always look so tempting,  then I lose the appetite to eat them.

[sime42]

Coconuts are good, but it takes quite a bit of patience to crack the shell away from the flesh first. The coconut water inside is good also. I wouldn't buy them in a supermarket though.

 

[peds]

Replant the felled sycamore with coconut palms and a 30m high geodesic dome. Offender has to tend to the trees, harvest the nuts when ripe, then be pelted with them. 

[dan blocker]

Well🤔, it looks like the Robin Hood tree is Friar Tuck**😳

[woody paul]

Where's that lad got a job for him.

[Joe Newton]

10 hours ago, Stere said:

 

Bit of a dutchmans hinge?

 

 

Still looks so tidy so I think was  intentional to make to the tree jump nearly  over the wall...?

 

Top marks for technique

You're giving him too much credit. He just couldn't match his face cuts up, like 80% of the tree surgeons I've worked with. 

[Will C]

Just heard on the radio the lad has been released on bail and a 60yr old has been arrested in connection with the felling

[pleasant]

' look and watch son, i will show you how its done'