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1 minute ago, skc101fc said:

That's where stocks on the village green and public retribution come in. Oh how I want to hear the sound of a three year old, well seasoned coconut bouncing off his slippery vegetable encrusted head.

I've always wondered who the hell bought coconuts at a supermarket!.

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Coconuts are good, but it takes quite a bit of patience to crack the shell away from the flesh first. The coconut water inside is good also. I wouldn't buy them in a supermarket though.

 

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Replant the felled sycamore with coconut palms and a 30m high geodesic dome. Offender has to tend to the trees, harvest the nuts when ripe, then be pelted with them. 

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10 hours ago, Stere said:

 

Bit of a dutchmans hinge?

 

The felled Sycamore Gap tree is pictured behind a police cordon along Hadrian's Wall

 

Still looks so tidy so I think was  intentional to make to the tree jump nearly  over the wall...?

 

Top marks for technique

You're giving him too much credit. He just couldn't match his face cuts up, like 80% of the tree surgeons I've worked with. 

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Those of you who aren’t from up there won’t understand.

 

Whoever did this will have to leave Northumberland forever.

 

They will get punched in the face every single time they go for a pint for the rest of their lives.

 

There is simply no excuse.

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