Just got pulled

[eggsarascal]

Just been out to get some tins for evening drinks, drive down the lane to go to Tesco and get pulled by the old bill, normal routine, were have you just come from, where are you going?. I've just come from home and I'm going to Tesco, blah, blah, why have you stopped me?. We've had a report of a bin being set on fire and a white van was seen leaving, well it wasn't me guv. They call for a description of the bloke, 6' tall with piercings to his nose and eyebrow, I'm 5'8" with no piercings, off on my merry way.

[htb]

Just as well you didn't go out in heels. 

[scbk]

The first question they asked was "where ya bin?"

[farmer rod]

1 hour ago, scbk said:

The first question they asked was "where ya bin?"

Then when you give a lively answer about your travels

"where ya dust bin"

Then when you give an implausible answer

"where ya wheely bin"

[Steve Bullman]

Saw the title and thought it was going to be about more of your facebook conquests ?

[Mark Bolam]

Same Steve.

Although I wasn’t sure whether to open the thread or not.

I was worried it might contain pictures.

[eggsarascal]

57 minutes ago, Steve Bullman said:

Saw the title and thought it was going to be about more of your facebook conquests ?

Imagine that.

[topchippyles]

knowing eggs it could be a sexual thing ?

[Khriss]

A: you do Not have to give a discription of yr movements / occupation / personal details to  Police office. 

B: They have ti give a valid reason for stopping you.( unless Section 60 in place)  I usually leap out the car. Put hivis on an lock car. (this disconcerts them) 

? be courteous but offer nothing. 

 

K

[Stere]

Sounds like you get pulled alot ?