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Ratman

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  1. Ratman

    Jokes???

  2. Fried egg butt with haggis or blackpuding [emoji108]
  3. Cant beat a bit of brown ?
  4. Yeah you remember right, I’ve never spent on it really, just usual consumable bits, and its not unheard of on em. Got cable this morning, i’ll put it on tomoz, should be easy enough, worst bits probably feeding it through baulk head and hooking it to pedal.
  5. Clutch cable snapped on van yesterday whilst backing on to drive! [emoji849][emoji849]? need a chuffing canoe to be out fixing it in this today though! Be a morning job now. Spadgers are loving it though in and out of bird baths and puddles. Pleasure to watch as always.
  6. Absolutely lashing it down! Ok for ducks is the long and short of it, and its giving more for tomoz and next week. Crap!
  7. Straight as a die my brush handle [emoji6] slightly discoloured on one end.... but you do dog me often on the way i walk ?
  8. Ratman

    Jokes???

  9. Ratman

    Jokes???

  10. Hes gona be throwing the boomerangs at me when he reads this!! [emoji23][emoji23]
  11. Come on boys, cheer up, we likes em moist! [emoji6][emoji39]
  12. Nice Rough, You wana av a word with your wood supplier though, tell him to get up off his lazy ass and stop leaning against your trees, hes making em bent! [emoji6][emoji23][emoji23]
  13. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] way weathers going you could hollow out the trunks and make canoes! Then what you’ve hollowed out keep and sell it as firewood! Best of both worlds, Winner!!!
  14. You robbing get! Knock some more off it and deliver it for me and i might be interested! ?
  15. Agreed also, i think if you do retire from the day job then you still need something to stimulate the mind and keep you active, something to get up for, even if its to walk the dog or cook breakfast for the wench etc.... if ya mind goes stale then the body shuts down. Seen a few leave work now and just fester and go down hill rapid because they’ve had no get up and go, and get up for goals to achieve. Sad really when you have worked all your life for it.
  16. Thing you are getting mixed up with the word “yawn” yolky! ???
  17. Your a mad man, i’d av jumped at chance. 2004 since i last went, no bike now but will defo return in a couple of years when i get caught up with home projects.
  18. Ratman

    Birds/Nests

    Got 3 or 4 bats out front of the house again tonight, they have been with us for a good few years but not seen anything of them just recently, just assumed they’d moved on?! Not too well up on bats and they’re goings ons? theyre great to watch and look at on a late evening. Half expected to find clues on where they’d been living when i re-roofed house at front, but nothing!?? Maybe in next doors roof space??! They seem to fly very close to house, generally at gutter height, but they fly in a loop, takes approx 10 seconds at most before they come back past, which is whats making me think they are living very near by??! Would take some pics but i’m not quick enough really!
  19. Ratman

    Birds/Nests

    The alleyway in to garage at work where the swallows are nesting again this year. In and out nearly taking your head off! Can just see mother perched across her nest! Shall get some more pics when the young ones start creating! [emoji106]
  20. If you can get to bearing ??with a grinder/cut off tool, then you can do it without damaging shaft no bother.
  21. Only true to work old school stuff (10 - 15 yrs ago) i’ve ever know to ACTUALLY make some kind of penetrating affect was “unicorn unilease” and “plus gas” but the modern day versions are shite!!! In this day and age your cant beat heat and vibration for a resolve, but often results in knackered seals and other near by things taking a battering too. I think your bearings would be better off just being replaced. Heat / grind to get em off, then emery your shaft up ready for new fitment. Good luck [emoji106]
  22. Kin’ell Agnes!.... Need a cuddle?! [emoji15]
  23. Its a fix!!! Hes already got the model from its box!
  24. I think presenters are and have a massive part to play in such programmes. Those two a terribly shite and boring! Packham’s always been a twit and Strachan is just failed in music and should of stayed on tv-am for a proper battering off Timmy Mallet!!!
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    Jokes???

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