Ratman

Hell fire! [emoji33][emoji33][emoji33] thats a proper dose of fungi arounds its base! Do tell?! [emoji848]

Everyone deserves an opinion on any situation. Even Vesp (not defending in any way!) should be entitled...... BUT... there becomes a point when something has to give! Vesp appears to be beyond help and advice a lot of the time unfortunately! I apologise to all for retaliating and giving him what for.... but he damn right annoys me when he applies his “me me me” know it all attitude!!! I’m an outsider to the industry and have probably said before on other occasions, that i enjoy the knowledge of those on here and try to learn from them what has been said/suggested. Apologies to AWarb00 for the butting in and slagging off off the [emoji931][emoji773]?[emoji106]

That was me! [emoji137]‍♂️ ?

He is the boss you chimping plankton!!!

Loving the weather today! Got cracked on this morning, good pal of mine gave me a lift early doors to put ridge beam up in situ. Got first lot of rafters up [emoji106] Jobs stopped now though, the Mrs is back off her weekend jollies... ordered to get tea on so tools down and mobile cooker out Refreshments included obviously! [emoji106] All beats being stuck at side of the road i guess! [emoji106][emoji106][emoji106]??

Bit twitchy!

Stop worrying ya little pea brained self, It’ll out last you! Mores the pitty! [emoji849]

Off you pop then! [emoji847]

Oil tit head! That stuff that your so against Andy suppling for ya!

Open the back of your van!.... Errr.... no! You’d probably drug me and try to infuse me with the “vesp power” all youtubes and intergalactic Italian emperor stories!

The proper stuff yeah, if you wana buy it in strong form (farmers grade as i call it) ya need proof of id and a sprayers licence i believe. Similar type things have followed suit too i think, things like kurtail for marestail... (not being derogatory to the genuine honest ones out there, only Vesp) a good gardener would know.

No comment!

Suppose its nearest he’ll get seen as they’ve banned glyphosate over the counter! Chuffing ?!!!

Bet he hasn’t got a self propelled mower!.... bets its a “push” mower [emoji6] can’t afford one cos hes a part time grass cutter who spends most of his time ont settee smoking rollups and drinking earl grey tea cos he thinks hes important!

Vesp does his homework too ya know! On allsorts from fruit of the loom t-shirts to tree dismantles (wearing said t-shirts!) hes a youtube whizz ya know?! Has lots of traveller friends that he buys things off, has a knackered truck with a payload of..... sounds like less than a ton [emoji15][emoji849] may as well buy my old van off me (minus the chickens) knows how to trim a hedge for the old dear up the cul-de-sac........ hes a proper knowledgable bloke ya know Andy, so STOP taking the piss out of him and damn well take him seriously will you!!! you’ll always be in the wrong!

Nope... YOUR WRONG AGAIN ya [emoji931][emoji773] Never said i did tree work. Simply said if a tree had come down in a farmers field or the likes, then i may get a call asking me to come cut it up. Rewards come in firewood for me, a lot of enjoyment from using my saws, some sawdust for the livestock, and a happy person thats got a job done for em. Therefore.... the takedown is already done for me. The only issues i have to contemplate is if they are hung up on a wall or something, sat under tension etc. As of yet i’ve managed ok, occasionally i have called upon a friend to assist had i been a little unsure, but not had a issue really yet. I am aware though that trees can be as lethal led down as they are stood up... are you?!

Sorry Eggs and other people, been on my big build at home all day, just seen the thumbs up off everyone regards Vesp and him being a complete [emoji931][emoji773]!!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Any Vesp, this ones for you ya retarded carrot poker! I wouldn’t have the foggiest first idea on taking a tree down, other than cutting it near the bottom and when i thought the time was right then running like chuff the other way! Anyhow.... on this occasion the OP requested a little advice but also said there wasn’t enough room to simply fell the tree. So.... first off (from a outside complete novice looking in) that would suggest a staggered take down, remove limbs etc first then cut main trunk down in sections. Looking at size of the tree i would av thought that the use of a crane (if possible with access) would be a huge advantage. If not the some kind of rigging/rope scenario to lower the sections down (way above my pay grade and knowledge) at the thought of all this i would of thought a full day for 3 men done and dusted possibly, maybe a return in the morning for a clean up?! ?‍♂️ I could be way off the mark but i’m all ears on hearing different. Now i dont know you other than being on the Arbtalk forum, sure as hell get the feeling i dont wana know ya either, theres never any reasoning with you, you are all about me me me in your mine mine mine world! So not to rant on any longer, pipe down and knob off ya tit! Let the rest of us listen to reason and valid opinions! (Let me learn!) If you chewed down on a sock or three you might even learn something yaself!.... or even better, gag!!!

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Kev.... your such a [emoji931][emoji773] at times!!! Ya do make me laugh though ya fucking ? do carry on! [emoji8] ya southern arse! [emoji23][emoji6]

This one does [emoji6] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

A rats favourite friday food there all in one Wedgy..... doughnut, cookie & peanuts! [emoji6][emoji106]

£150’s being a bit optimistic..... you must be in a good mood [emoji6] Although it is Friday i suppose! ?

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Looking on the ebay listing for it and the other pictures...... i’m 50/50 on it, can make out the stihl logo on a few bits here and there. But i’m fairly sure the factory wouldn’t turn out a saw with a tatty knot and cheap as pull start handle...... but i may be wrong.

Youve still got it! ?