Ratman

Sorry Eggs and other people, been on my big build at home all day, just seen the thumbs up off everyone regards Vesp and him being a complete [emoji931][emoji773]!!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Any Vesp, this ones for you ya retarded carrot poker! I wouldn’t have the foggiest first idea on taking a tree down, other than cutting it near the bottom and when i thought the time was right then running like chuff the other way! Anyhow.... on this occasion the OP requested a little advice but also said there wasn’t enough room to simply fell the tree. So.... first off (from a outside complete novice looking in) that would suggest a staggered take down, remove limbs etc first then cut main trunk down in sections. Looking at size of the tree i would av thought that the use of a crane (if possible with access) would be a huge advantage. If not the some kind of rigging/rope scenario to lower the sections down (way above my pay grade and knowledge) at the thought of all this i would of thought a full day for 3 men done and dusted possibly, maybe a return in the morning for a clean up?! ?‍♂️ I could be way off the mark but i’m all ears on hearing different. Now i dont know you other than being on the Arbtalk forum, sure as hell get the feeling i dont wana know ya either, theres never any reasoning with you, you are all about me me me in your mine mine mine world! So not to rant on any longer, pipe down and knob off ya tit! Let the rest of us listen to reason and valid opinions! (Let me learn!) If you chewed down on a sock or three you might even learn something yaself!.... or even better, gag!!!

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Kev.... your such a [emoji931][emoji773] at times!!! Ya do make me laugh though ya fucking ? do carry on! [emoji8] ya southern arse! [emoji23][emoji6]

This one does [emoji6] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

A rats favourite friday food there all in one Wedgy..... doughnut, cookie & peanuts! [emoji6][emoji106]

£150’s being a bit optimistic..... you must be in a good mood [emoji6] Although it is Friday i suppose! ?

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Looking on the ebay listing for it and the other pictures...... i’m 50/50 on it, can make out the stihl logo on a few bits here and there. But i’m fairly sure the factory wouldn’t turn out a saw with a tatty knot and cheap as pull start handle...... but i may be wrong.

Youve still got it! ?

[emoji30] Stubby’s right though...... i’ve tasted it! ?

Wants leaving on a shelf for a few years longer yet [emoji6] tidy example that from your pics, will only go up in value. Pleasure to see though, they’re normally battered to bits when offered for sale.

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Only a suggestion as to try and rule it out thats all.

Yep! [emoji106] nail and head.... you just won your 50p..... put it in the slot and lets hear some more “megalomanical” bollocks! Go take your face for a shit and brush ya teeth when your done! [emoji110][emoji97][emoji97]

My lawnmower beats yours hands down though [emoji6] not even arguing on it...... i aint got one ? done away with all my green stuff! Put raised borders in everywhere and everything else is in jungle massive pots [emoji106] its the future.

Why did you “feel the need” to call yourself Vespasian?... you CERTAINLY aint no historic italian icon!!!

Have you tried another brand of plug? Or just used and refit NGK only.

I think you’ve got a head injury!

100 mile hike!!! You fucking lunatic you! You gave up on your last venture cos you got rained on and couldnt hack it! Bet they dont all know that do they?!! Did ya forget to pack your “proper researched” jacket... you ?

You having a dig at his “fruit of the loom” t-shirts [emoji6][emoji39]

A man sees a sign outside a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" He asks the dog. "Yes!" The Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, "So, tell me your story!" The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years, But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!" The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid!" The owner says. "£10? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because that dogs a fucking liar, he's never been out of the garden!”

Bought these crisps the other day whilst shopping in Lidl They’re proper good tasty crisps, made by Burts, they also do some Guinness flavoured ones too. Anyone else eaten some junk food thats worthy of a mention?

You played around with the fuel injected stuff yet?

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Grumpy tight arse get! [emoji38]