Mick Dempsey

Hang on, I do remember a vid I did of setting the knot.

Are you saying……I’m your father?!

Learning the truckers hitch from your old man is a rite of passage. “you do this, then you do this, then this….twist it, and there you go »

We’ve got motorcycle ones. They work well. Not interested in phone calls or music.

Depends on what’s underneath. This will likely fail at some point

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Crack willow for me, and it’s going to split asunder any day now.

Ash

No, very localised. All gone now anyway

So much for spring, snowing here. IMG_1716.mov

March 15 2020 in full bloom March 15 2025 10 days to 2 weeks behind. Tree perfectly healthy, just the vagaries of seasonal change

Like a bit of classical eh Dave..

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That’s not sap, it’s a gummy secretion caused by bacterial canker.

Dunno, firm but fair, I like it!

It’s fine, don’t worry.

Yes, sycamore.

Got a job in a back garden today , a fair few crappy trees to reduce/butcher, dragging the brush up the side alley. Hateful. Hope you all have a better day than me!

Another story from the old days. The climber for this firm was 55, Northern Irish, alcoholic, smoker, he had worked with the boss in the old days. They hated each other, they both hated me. It was a circle jerk of hate. So on the way to work in Dulwich and Croydon, John (the alky climber) would read the Daily Express and do the quick crossword whilst I drove (he always lost his license a few months after getting it back, regular as clockwork) So I like crosswords, and sometimes I’d ask him for a clue to help me stay awake (no radio remember) on the way back to the yard from London. He’d usually refuse, saying some mean spirited bollocks or other. I said “well, let’s try the cryptic crossword” Begrudgingly he accedes and reads out 1 across ”Capital smoke, 6 letters……got it!….London” he says triumphantly I said “no, the answer is Havana, it’s the capital of Cuba and is also a cigar” Theres a pause, he folds up the paper and puts it away. We finish the journey in silence as usual.

That is not a problem, don’t worry about it.

Put a picture up.

Hello. Yes. No.

Raining all day, indoor pursuits only. Can’t be arsed with uneven egg-chasing matches, be done after 10 minutes. Man U against the Arse this afternoon is the sporting highlight for me.

Hi Joe, I was relying on what the client told me. Anyway I went out this morning and found a slice of re growth from the job that came from the rakings up. I counted 17 rings, whether that qualifies as “20 or so” I dunno. The photos don’t really show the tree’s size in all fairness.