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You need to carry a whistle and a pair of cards for the next month, Mick. Garden variety griping within the 90 minutes, yellow and she has to start the next one from the patio. Interrupting golden goal or penalties, straight red and no foot rubs for a week. And the little book. It’ll be like that episode of Dad’s Army.

I just got in from stalking, had a quick bath and am now sat in the kitchen doorway watching Sailor demolish a hare. Baring my balls to the cool night air and enjoying a crisp perry from a local continental food and drink emporium (and the faint aroma of burst ruminant coming from the driveway).

Only funny fart jokes on television.

Have you seen Slow Horses? Sightly different thing but very good.

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A friend once hilariously accurately described a gaggle of mackem lasses dolled up for a night out as, “unconvincing trannies.” It was about then I knew he was worth being mates with.

Hiram Maxim called them silencers. I can think of plenty more irritating things non shooters say. Lumping my sporting and foodfinding firearms ownership in with murderers for example.

Even 5w valve pre, valve power is too loud. I play low medium drive on the amp and clean up on the guitar volume (or push with a tubescreamer). 1w more like it in the house so it breaks up at reasonable volume. Or solid state power amp so you can turn it right down. My Orange pedal amp is great. 20w, valve pre, solid power. Plays quiet bedroom volume or turns up to beat a drummer.

And cinemas! Why so bloody deafening? And cold. I doubt I’ll ever go again.

The kid next to me at a machine shop job always had a commercial dnb station on. Played the same song eight times a day. He was full time and I was there for a few weeks in the summer so let it go. Wouldn’t now. Older and less tolerant. You need to hear the machine anyway. Likewise, I’m not sure I could stand a bulk building site. Moron scaffolders shouting on about crotch crabs, Cafcass and phone gambling. Fūck that. I’m the same writing/rehearsing in the house. Guitars (electric) all very quiet. Like quiet enough that small amps are set at about 5%. Any full volume singing when neighbours are out, or in the car. Shut the curtains and put foam up. I used to practise drums for a different band in the back of the van on a country lane.

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I have a weird relationship with noise. I hate it most places. Can’t stand television or radio first thing in the morning. I could hear a band playing while walking the dog last night. Disgruntling. Children playing fills me with joy. Adults carrying on loudly enrages me. Cars honking horns spike me from zero to murderous in a millisecond. But then I also like really shouty music. But I don’t like it loud. But then I’m happy to have it loud at a gig. And I’m the “singer” in a hardcore punk band. Inconsistent and confused of Outer Tyneside.

The internet is mainly talking about him for Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Ted Lasso. He played a mint character in Spooks.