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Are you a robot?

Bump.

The thick bastard is now in his bed licking at the bandage he pulled off last night as opposed to the new one on his foot. I'll remember that the next time I credit him for being intelligent.

Bastard chewed the fix off overnight. Take two with the strips. Did a slightly neater job this time. The secret is doing one end and letting it dry so you can get good tension pulling the wound together. 1 2 3 4 I'm quite enjoying this. Not in a cvnnty Munchausen by proxy kind of way but like when you do a good job of fixing anything yourself. A mate bitched at me for not calling an ambulance, rushing to the vets etc. I'm an irresponsbible bastard not laying on professional care etc. He's a competitively frivolous consumer. Doesn't fix anything himself. Reaches for an external solution (usually expensive) for just about any problem. I got fed up talking to him about it but in the fullness of time I'll point out that perhaps taking on a dog with no ability to fix it yourself if vets aren't available is actually the act of the irresponsible.

A friend's facebook story had some smashing jungle by them earlier.

Yeah. That sort of thing.

Is there a name for espaliers that don't run along walls? Just knitted together out there in the breeze.

To death.

Anyone who owns a Nespresso machine should be put to death.

You know the gypsy patter about how it's a theological imperative to con gorjas? I'm bang behind it for this lawn care bollocks. The competitively vacuous like Doug's mate and my mate, who is exactly the same frankly deserve to have their pockets emptied for magic beans.

Yeah. The gin. Apply nightly.

Cherry regrowth (if you prune it aggressively) goes off in aesthetically unpleasing directions. Man plans, god laughs. If it's not a problem, it's not a problem.

For crying out loud.

That's the sort of thing we were trying to convince @Donnie to get.

Rock solid. Bosh.