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Joe Newton

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  1. Joe Newton
    They're warmer. Hygiene goes out the window when you wear them 6 days in a row.
  2. Joe Newton
    Tell her they're machine washable at 30• That should perk her ears
  3. Joe Newton
    I don't know Jon, I've never worn your socks!
  4. Joe Newton
    The other month I bought 2 pairs of smartwool socks at £20 a pair, and 2 pairs of Woolpower Summit socks at £15 a pair. That's £70 on socks. Worth it though. The Smartwool ones are better.
  5. Joe Newton
    Yup, your prune would be the first stage of the dismantle, albeit with immaculate cuts. Let's face it. Any TO who granted permission for a fell would be happy to give it a chance first unless the tree is shagged.
  6. Joe Newton
    As I understand it the permission is good for 2 years. A prune wouldn't be a problem as technically you're only part way through the granted dismantle.
  7. Joe Newton
    Funny how the price goes up when the tree is already on the deck!
  8. Joe Newton
    Jokes aside, I'm gonna make an order. The Mrs has been stressed lately and I'm prepared to farm it out to someone else.
  9. Joe Newton
    It's great that you post so many photos Darrin, but Al did already cover that
  10. Joe Newton
    Service with a smile
  11. Joe Newton
    Just the smug grin alone should have done it Mark
  12. Joe Newton
    Bend them back. Just don't do it with a hammer while your foot is still in there like I've seen!
  13. Joe Newton
    You lot are cruel.
  14. Joe Newton
    You laughing at me? It's cold here FFS!
  15. Joe Newton
    :sneaky:
  16. Joe Newton
    "Darling" works too. At least, they drag away from you faster. Ain't so quick coming back mind.
  17. Joe Newton
    So what would you call someone you pay to drag brash from point a to point b?
  18. Joe Newton
    If nobody laughs, then it's true
  19. Joe Newton
    Nope, it's a troll who's got the fun stuff on the internet out of the way and is now looking for a reaction. Don't sweat it.
  20. Joe Newton
    I've found that when you're cursed with a tiny wang you have little choice but to be funny.
  21. Joe Newton
    Haha you pair of bitches! Actually i'm a fairly hardworking climber earning less than that, but I' employed. Still, I'm not about to take abuse from a pair or 2 stroke sniffing northerners!
  22. Joe Newton
    , so, just to get this straight, how much does your climber earn a day?
  23. Joe Newton
    I'd be a half arsed climber at best for £100-£120
  24. Joe Newton
    What's Darrin doing in your house mate? Is it serious?
  25. Joe Newton
    You'll be fine. Only eejits fail their 30/31. Just revise the criteria, you know the rest.

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