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Joe Newton

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  1. It's when people refer to # as a "hashtag" Makes me want to kill.
  2. They're expensive for a single use item. A branch is much cheaper
  3. You probably will Mike. Although I've no idea how I'll know you. I'm guessing a handsome, fine cut, blue eyed beast of a man? Mid fifties? I'll look for me in 25 years time.
  4. Bit crap in my opinion. Stay away and so will they. Killing animals out of fear is total bollocks
  5. Spud Ported 660
  6. Revelation!
  7. If they want your cash they usually do...
  8. And you just broke the first two rules, dicksplash...
  9. Indeed! Reckon I owe you a beer for that one Rich!
  10. It'll be interesting to see in the future what motorised ascenders/descenders are invented. Surely it shouldn't be that hard technically?
  11. Funny how you place such importance on a comprehensive medkit, and yet carry so little on your saddle medkit. Is celox and a tourniquet not worth a place?
  12. Nice climbing Mark. Have you lost weight?
  13. I'll be there. Drunk, in a corner, getting urinated on.
  14. The buggers overloaded by the time he's put his medkit in. Either way your screwed. I find that if your FA kit consists of some empty bandage wrappers and a readers wives mag, the lads take a bit extra care not to damage themselves.
  15. It's pretty clear Jomoco isn't driving a transit van.
  16. How many times did Murray top himself?
  17. If you never have to use it it's still exceptional value for money.
  18. Don't know how you lot do it. Normally I'm a PAYE team leader. The managers off this week, so I'm managing the schedule for that time and also doing quotes. Pair that with being the currently only productive climber and I'm starting to wear thin. Is tomorrow Friday? Still, I've taken the first critical step to management. I'm already a borderline alcoholic.
  19. I think for most it was the saw they left closest to the back of the van in the hope that any opportunist would get his sticky fingers on that instead of the good saws!
  20. Disappointingly so.
  21. Nah, a lot of them are fine
  22. Yeah but that was obsolete when it was released!
  23. Kept the fluids in.
  24. The last time I was high and there were 4 people with me I ended up on pornhub.

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