A little while ago I advertised a job as I needed a person, four days a week to help me clear my back-log of hedges (I lay hedges...).
Not many useful replies I got but there was one that seemed promising. The chap lived a bit far away though so decided to stay in a B&B some 35 miles from the job...
We agreed on £70/day, 8 till 5.
Main part of the job is throwing brash over the hedge. No skills, no qualifications no tools needed. (and he came with none of the above)
Day 1, he was late, no explanation or apology. Needed showing what to do etc so not much of an impression.
Day 2, late again, no explanation or apology. Seemed to get on ok? I had to rush off early to sort issues on the farm at home so left 1.5 hours early and told him to finish off (about 40 mins work).
Day 3, We agreed on a late (9:30) start as I had to take lambs to the abattoir in the morn first. My car broke down on the way to the job and as it was my birthday I thought: "%%% it, I'm going home!" called the boy (who told me he'd been on site for 10 minutes, it was 9:50 and paid him anyway for the whole day. (I like being generous on my birthday...)
Day 4, late again! I got to the job, finished the work he was supposed to do on day 2 in less than 20 minutes.
So, when he did arrive I told him about my being unsure as to tell him to *** off or not and if he wanted to work he'd better get a *** move on!
A decent bollocking it was, and it was just. It helped a bit as well as he worked harder for the rest of the day than the previous days.
Then followed a week of no him, as he said he couldn't find suitable accommodation. I sorted out a B&B a lot closer to the job, on my route there to save him the travel. It was £25 (£10/night more) so I offered to pay £75/day and he'd easily save the rest by not having to drive 35 miles twice a day. All good?
Day 5. On time! I collected him from the B&B, went to work.
He was rather slow I thought, but he was doing just brash and it can be a tedious task that is often more work than it looks.
Day 6. On time again! At break time I tried to gently express my need for a bit more speed (after having carefully enquired to his physical well-being, he said he was ok), at lunch time I tried to entice him to work a bit harder by asking what his favourite drink was.
I promised him a bottle if he'd catch up with me (which is how far I was expecting him to get.
Nearing the end of the day. I've finished pleaching (end of the hedge, yay!) so I spent a couple of hours throwing brash, like the boy.
In the two hours I cleared 30m.
In the two previous days (5&6) he'd not yet cleared 80m. I measured this as I was amazed, surely he'd not been that slow? I went for a little stroll to cool the head.
On the way home I asked him to calculate me this: If I take two hours to clear 30m, how many hours could I reasonably expect somebody else to need to do 90m.
We're on site for 10 hours, 2 hours of breaks etc, leaves a generous two hours extra I thought? So how were we to address this issue? I suggested I could pay him less than half, as he'd done less than half the work.
I could take it on the chin, it is unreasonable to expect people to work (i was going to add "hard" then, but don't think it fair)
I dropped him off at the B&B, saying "I'm not expecting you to work quite as hard as me, but a bit more effort would be great. Or do you prefer to be paid a lot less? Think about it, have a good meal, get some rest, let me know"
I thought "that went ok-ish, I've stayed calm and friendly and given him a chance to step up and be counted as a Man!"
Next morn. "I've decided to not work any more, I'm going home. Pay me what you think is fair"
So, dearly beloved member of the jury: How much?