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geoff

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  1. Nice one mate, looks a nice one!
  2. geoff

    Jokes???

    On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today!"
  3. If you think it's nice stock, wait until you open the exhaust up, it rips!
  4. geoff

    Jokes???

    I was at a party last night, and the DJ played "Sit Down" So we all sat down! He then played "Jump Around." So we all jumped around! Then he put on "Come On Eileen"... I got thrown out.
  5. Forestry is farming, you are pulling in a crop, tree surgery is a different ball game, bit like asking a bloke who mows lawns to do it for nothing & keep the grass cuttings.
  6. I have offered to cut into hand manageable pieces & leave the wood behind for customers who think there tree has a value, very few will go for it, so why should I cut it down & transport it for nowt. If they don't want the wood I will take it, but I'm not in the business of working for it, I work for money, no exceptions. Once people start to do tree surgery in part or whole for the timber, the industry will become a mess.
  7. I'm with Skyhuck on this one.
  8. Ok, thank you, will give them a call.
  9. I need to replace the wheel bearings on my 2006 TW125ph, & wondered if I could have the codes for the bearings, as I can then get them from a bearing supplier local to me. Thanks.
  10. Try Sloth on here, I have used him, very nice report he did too. http://arbtalk.co.uk/forum/members/sloth.html http://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=cf5a4e4f45c59ededa7d7617d25006e7&loc=http%3A%2F%2Farbtalk.co.uk%2Fforum%2Flounge%2F1516-jokes-118.html%23post1010114&v=1&libId=3aba1269-bbbd-40d5-a164-58f7423ec340&out=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sd-arb.co.uk%2F&ref=http%3A%2F%2Farbtalk.co.uk%2Fforum%2Fsearch.php%3Fsearchid%3D10405137&title=Jokes%3F%3F%3F%20-%20Page%20118%20-%20Arbtalk.co.uk%20%7C%20Discussion%20Forum%20for%20Arborists%23post1010114&txt=SD%20Arboriculture%20-%20helping%20trees%20work%20for%20you...%3CBR%3ETree%20surveys%20and%20reports%20based%20in%20Essex%2C%20covering%20East%20Anglia&jsonp=vglnk_jsonp_13865812095626
  11. I would prefer an oem engine/ gearbox setup, as you don't know the level of expertise that has gone into the conversion, might be a bit slower, but fine if your happy to poodle about.
  12. geoff

    Jokes???

    A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. "We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the bloody R!" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the Old Abbot, "What's wrong, Father?" With a choking voice, the Old Abbot replies, "The word was ... .... CELEBRATE!"
  13. Yep the tw125 is a very nice chipper, some people knock them, but don't listen, the 125 is a good sound chipper.
  14. If it's not too far off it could be worth a look, door pillars on the bulkhead look a bit down in the mouth, not too happy about the engine gearbox config, but it could be worth it for that money as long as it's not a pup.
  15. For once we agree,a much more pleasant way of description. But it's simple, a 150t with exhaust mod for pruning, a 460 for chogging down, & an xp 346 for snedding, oh, the venerable ms200 topper for 'anything else'.
  16. Doubt they would be that daft!
  17. I have heard them called topper a few times, mostly I think people are abbreviating the term 'top handled saw'. I bet the one shown doesn't stand up to hard work for long.
  18. Good advice Scraggs, especially regarding the parts supplier, best avoided if you want a reliable motor.
  19. If you don't 'know' landy's , always get someone who does to go look at it. Get a good one & it will serve you well, a worn out one will be a pita, just like any brand really, but a lot of landy's get worked very hard.
  20. I had 3 of those Bedford HA vans off royal mail, brilliant little motors. I had an old Anglia van ( same source) too.
  21. That will be 93.5 m, I had to guess as one end goes of the edge of the picture, schoolboy error!
  22. Leyland Terrier tipper, 3strand, parachute co harness, old Partner saw & a couple of Sachs Dolmars along the way.
  23. Fascinating little saw, cant wait for the video!
  24. Great post.

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