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You can buy it online, I did, there are a few outlets in the uk, it really is a good product, & they do a baby & lady range etc. I on occasion have had sore armpits from sweat & abrasion,& it does work at preventing & soothing out the inflamed areas, another good one is drapolene nappy rash cream, but this monkey butt poweder is obviously less 'greasy' in use.

Quite stunning!

I think it must have been the frantic cycling to get there..

Just a headsup, for anyone who gets heat chaff or sore bits, like armpits on a hot sweaty day, this stuff is great! Anti Monkey Butt Powder - Original Anti Monkey Butt Powder

It's their prerogative to change what they want without notice, get a nice book on clear thinking & comunication as a belated pressy, that should just about get you lynched mate! Go on, I dare you!

Pot & kettle come to mind..

One day, a man was complaining to his friend about how much his elbow ached and that he was thinking of seeing a doctor. His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the local shopping centre that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00!” The man figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing and, after a brief pause, popped out a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labour. It will be better in two weeks……. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. So, he decided to give it a try – He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. Then, he went back to the store and located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its lights and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant ……. twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don’t stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better!

“A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was...God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get really screwed!”

Doh!

That will need to be higher for most chippers, mine is at 2.3m from ground level & seems to be about right. Looks a nice back on that truck

Thats all I have done in mine, no probs touch wood.

It should be fine, just top dress with it rather than digging it in.

:laugh1:Thats him!

When I first saw Felix The Chopper,

Good to know that your mostly house trained!

Very amusing!

I'm sorry to hear this, it is a bit of a shock to find all your gear gone I know.

Hi Daniel, I'm getting back to normal slowly, another couple of weeks should see me ready to bomb the sh!t out of you, regards the torrents of abuse, I will give you a bell & top you up mate! Luftwaffe, six to eight weeks in my humble opinion, but we are all different, yours sounds similar to mine in so much as the bone grind & soft tissue work. But I have found some loss of muscle from sitting about that will need to be built back up.

Good point!

Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows are exchanged? Finally, the riddle is solved. A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation. When the bride, accompanied by her father,starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process starts where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: Aisle, altar, and hymn. She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: Aisle, altar, hymn... Aisle, altar, hymn... Aisle, altar, hymn. And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete. She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself: "I'll alter him!"

It will get better after a couple of gallons have gone through it, very strong saw, you will also notice it warming up & picking its skirts up quicker once run in, I love mine, it reminds me of a mini ms460.

Your going to fit in here well, it's good to have a few characters, & you will add to the throng!

Just seen this, will get on it mate!

I'm sure that can be sorted mate, welcome to the forum Ric!

It will be fine for a while, but longterm it will rot if left in the open.