This was passed to me by some "Grumpies" down in the South West - true, and then some!
**_Grumpies of the World Unite_**
**Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a
nursing home. **
**This way the pensioners would have access to showers,
hobbies and walks. **
**They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and
medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money
instead of paying it out. **
**They would have constant video monitoring, so they could
be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. **
**Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing
would be ironed and returned to them. **
**A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring
their meals and snacks to their cell. **
**They would have family visits in a suite built for that
purpose. **
**They would have access to a library, weight room,
spiritual counselling, pool and education. **
**Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would
be free, on request. **
**Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor
yard, with gardens. **
**Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone
calls. **
**There would be a board of directors to hear complaints,
and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be
strictly adhered to. ***
**The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and
unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no
hope of ever getting out. **
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**Think about this (more points of contention): **
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**COWS **
**Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a
single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to
the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? **
**And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But
they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of
them a cow. **
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**THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION **
**They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq
... Why don't we just give them ours? ***
**It was drawn up by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for centuries and we're not using it anymore. ***
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**THE 10 COMMANDMENTS **
**The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this -*******
**You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full
of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a
hostile work environment. ***
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**Also;*******
**Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for
fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It
is time for us grumpy old folk of ****Britain****to speak up**!