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[skc101fc]

Ok guys, watching Katy Perry and the other girls spin out into space , for 11mins of girl bliss in zero G. But did anyone else think their rocket actually represented a giant dildo?  Or perhaps I  need to go to specsavers to have my imagination cleaned out.

Kudos though that the booster rocket returns to be reused. As it came back separately from the girls, guess it couldn't take the constant chatter and singing any longer, and left them and their parachutes to bring them back somewhere else completely different 

[Mick Dempsey]

I would like to indulge in sexual congress with Katy Perry.

But we’re not listening to her records after.

[sime42]

Come on then, who was it?

 

300–500 Year Old Ancient Oak Tree Cut down in Whitewebbs, Enfield

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Above: All that remains of the oak after 300–500 years of life. “I can't believe this has happened. This is a loss of a National...

 

 

Felling of ancient oak tree in Enfield sparks Met Police probe

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The cutting down of the tree in a park in Enfield has been described by locals as "devastating".

 

 

 

 

Edited Tuesday at 13:10 by sime42

[redmoosefaction]

No tpo, no conservation, leased land to private company, nothing to see hear.. have the number plates been taken off? Perhaps go and ask smart platforms from Hemel who rented their cherry picker on that date🤣.. It's not difficult.

[Stubby]

7 hours ago, sime42 said:

Come on then, who was it?

 

300–500 Year Old Ancient Oak Tree Cut down in Whitewebbs, Enfield

WWW.THORSTREES.CO.UK

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Above: All that remains of the oak after 300–500 years of life. “I can't believe this has happened. This is a loss of a National...

 

 

Felling of ancient oak tree in Enfield sparks Met Police probe

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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The cutting down of the tree in a park in Enfield has been described by locals as "devastating".

 

 

 

 

No crime as far as I can tell . Its not felled anyway . They have made it into a veteran pollard maybe ? Also I see notices attached to the trunk .  

[Johnsond]

Over 700 today and 9000 this year so far at £42000 per head. Smashing the gangs is obviously failing miserably. 
The desperate scramble to source coking coal is another example of the lunacy of this government’s policy 

[sime42]

19 minutes ago, Stubby said:

No crime as far as I can tell . Its not felled anyway . They have made it into a veteran pollard maybe ? Also I see notices attached to the trunk .  

 

True enough. It just seems a shame to have carried out such a brutal pollard operation on a decent looking tree, unless there was a valid reason. It'll be interesting to see the details come out on the story. Probably authorised by an office bod somewhere, who's never seen the tree.

 

 

[Stubby]

29 minutes ago, sime42 said:

 

True enough. It just seems a shame to have carried out such a brutal pollard operation on a decent looking tree, unless there was a valid reason. It'll be interesting to see the details come out on the story. Probably authorised by an office bod somewhere, who's never seen the tree.

 

 

I going with there being a valid reason .

[sime42]

M and B, who own a Toby Carvery nextdoor, thought it was dead. So I've just heard. I reckon they saw a photo of it in the winter.