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...... yep, he was sweating like a Catholic Priest in a school play ground!

 

 

Sent with my iPhone from me, to you!

 

Ahem...

 

To do this correctly, one should always use alliteration....

 

For reference... I'm sweating like a

 

1) Priest in a playground

2) Nonce in a nursery

3 Gerbil in a gay bar

4) Geordie at a jobcentre

 

HTH :thumbup:

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'a miss is as good as a mile'

'if a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well'

'you couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo' (when shooting :) )

'If your brains were made of cotton wool, there wouldn't be enough to make a tampax for a budgie'

'fighting for peace is like f###### for virginity'...UN take note ;)

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My grandad always said "moss doesn't grow on a rolling stone"

he was bald:001_cool:

 

My old man, also bald as a coot. His favourite saying is ...

 

"grass doesn't grow on a busy street!"

 

They don't thatch an empty barn.

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