Philosophical one liners

[Mark Bolam]

That's a personal favourite of mine Gerbutt.

 

Along with 'Drinking rum before 10am means you're a pirate, not an alcoholic.'

[NoRush]

Manners cost nothing but are worth loads

 

You will always be remembered for the bad things you do, never the good

[Gerbutt]

That's a personal favourite of mine Gerbutt.

 

Along with 'Drinking rum before 10am means you're a pirate, not an alcoholic.'

 

Haha good one m'hearty 😄

[fagus]

As much use as stinging nettle underpants.

 

A pat on the back is only 2 feet from a kick in the arse.

[Pete Mctree]

Common sense ain't that common

[doobin]

...... yep, he was sweating like a Catholic Priest in a school play ground!

 

 

Sent with my iPhone from me, to you!

 

Ahem...

 

To do this correctly, one should always use alliteration....

 

For reference... I'm sweating like a

 

1) Priest in a playground

2) Nonce in a nursery

3 Gerbil in a gay bar

4) Geordie at a jobcentre

 

HTH

[Mull]

5) blind lesbian in a fish shop!

[arbogrunt]

'a miss is as good as a mile'

'if a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well'

'you couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo' (when shooting )

'If your brains were made of cotton wool, there wouldn't be enough to make a tampax for a budgie'

'fighting for peace is like f###### for virginity'...UN take note

[Arbtech Tree Services]

With acknowledgement to Silky Fox............

 

Good work positioning is everything

[skyhuck]

My grandad always said "moss doesn't grow on a rolling stone"

he was bald:001_cool:

 

My old man, also bald as a coot. His favourite saying is ...

 

"grass doesn't grow on a busy street!"

 

They don't thatch an empty barn.