Cyclists and C19 .

[Stubby]

I know many of you on hear think I have a loathing for cyclists but I do have a push bike myself but ....I am walking my dog on the foot path between arable fields in my village .   8 blokes on mountain bikes come barrelling  round the corner and tell me to put my dog on a lead .  Instantly my hackles go up . So which one of you is Mum and which one is Dad ? coz obviously you are a family from the same house ?  No course not . They are all mates from far and wide who meet up coz they like to keep fit and baz off down to Lavant village coz its nice there . They don't give a flying fuck about any one else . I told them they inconsiderate selfish cnuts . They said why was I so confrontational ?  I wonder ..... 

[gary112]

6 minutes ago, Stubby said:

I know many of you on hear think I have a loathing for cyclists but I do have a push bike myself but ....I am walking my dog on the foot path between arable fields in my village .   8 blokes on mountain bikes come barrelling  round the corner and tell me to put my dog on a lead .  Instantly my hackles go up . So which one of you is Mum and which one is Dad ? coz obviously you are a family from the same house ?  No course not . They are all mates from far and wide who meet up coz they like to keep fit and baz off down to Lavant village coz its nice there . They don't give a flying fuck about any one else . I told them they inconsiderate selfish cnuts . They said why was I so confrontational ?  I wonder ..... 

Same her Stubby,our village car park has never been so busy,folks driving out and meeting up with bikes and going off for the day,w&&kers

[David Cropper]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

I know many of you on hear think I have a loathing for cyclists but I do have a push bike myself but ....I am walking my dog on the foot path between arable fields in my village .   8 blokes on mountain bikes come barrelling  round the corner and tell me to put my dog on a lead .  Instantly my hackles go up . So which one of you is Mum and which one is Dad ? coz obviously you are a family from the same house ?  No course not . They are all mates from far and wide who meet up coz they like to keep fit and baz off down to Lavant village coz its nice there . They don't give a flying fuck about any one else . I told them they inconsiderate selfish cnuts . They said why was I so confrontational ?  I wonder ..... 

Pity you didn't knock a couple of them out of the saddle, so arrogant.  This Monday is the start of the rules being relaxed in France, I suspect that there will be hoards of the twats on the roads now. 

[Ratman]

Same her Stubby,our village car park has never been so busy,folks driving out and meeting up with bikes and going off for the day,w&&kers

W&&kers...... [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]

Walkers? ?‍♂️[emoji6][emoji16]

[gary112]

1 minute ago, Ratman said:

W&&kers......

Walkers? ?‍♂️

Got them as well ??‍♂️

[Peasgood]

Broom handle through the front spokes stops their gallop

[nepia]

Stubby, you're right.  My daughter cycles moderately seriously (has done Ride Across Britain, a Rat Race etc) and absolutely slates these people.

2m apart my arse!  Much more deserving of a Police ticket than some poor sod trying to enjoy a beauty spot cos he's climbing the walls at home.

[Toad]

I've encountered a lot of assholes on bikes recently, also a lot of assholes generally. People just don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.

[Big J]

(I'll preface this by saying I don't see the point in horses, I don't like horses but I'm sure they taste nice)

 

Two awfully nice ladies, straddling a pair of lasagne fillers swore at me the other day because I had the sheer impudence to be driving through a village in my car at 25mph on my way to a meeting. I came around a corner, they were just around it. I stopped well clear of their horses and got an earful as a result. 

Can anyone tell me how parading these pointless money pits along country lanes constitutes human exercise? I don't want to see a horse unless it's dragging a log!!

[Ratman]

(I'll preface this by saying I don't see the point in horses, I don't like horses but I'm sure they taste nice)
 
Two awfully nice ladies, straddling a pair of lasagne fillers swore at me the other day because I had the sheer impudence to be driving through a village in my car at 25mph on my way to a meeting. I came around a corner, they were just around it. I stopped well clear of their horses and got an earful as a result. 

Can anyone tell me how parading these pointless money pits along country lanes constitutes human exercise? I don't want to see a horse unless it's dragging a log!!

I am fucking howling “J” absolute legend! [emoji106]