Doug Tait

Agreed, breeks are troosers up here, it's the the Scots version of Breeches.

Aways had the same effect on me, though I've often been accused of being more dog than man. Been a lovely crisp day here but -8 wind chill makes mewp work miserable.

Moving it will be your first heat from it!

Very nice, like the feeding fox one, and those polecats look like real characters.

Leaving aside the artificial versus real grass argument, the hard landscaping looks to be done well Jack.

That's like the eye test poster in a doctors surgery

I wouldn't overlook using softwood, it is firewood too, and including your location would help. Register here if you haven't already... https://arbtalk.co.uk/recycling

It's doubtful the cow was returned...

Much worse this morning. Can someone get The Boss a strong coffee, he maybe got a bit woozy after the England win and pressed a wrong button.

Me too, started out very slow to respond for a while then wouldn't load for half hour or so on my phone, all good now.

I'd need to see a picture first...

Alien humanoid race is a good description of the cardassians

She's still dressing for summer then!

I'd echo what's been said already. Was a lurker here for years before I joined up, learned so much from reading, got to meet new people and some opportunities to travel for work in different areas I wouldn't have had without Arbtalk. Although I rarely drink and haven't been to a pub for 20yrs this place embodies that for me. You can drop in whenever it suits and there's interesting people doing interesting things or having interesting discussion. A very knowledgeable and helpful bunch, a good few comedians too, and all in all even when things get heated it remains fairly good natured. I'd urge any lurkers reading this to join up and find their voice. Edit. Also good for personal relationships as the other half is very grateful that I talk about work here now, and no longer bother her with pictures of "that bloody tractor picking up a bit of wood, again".

Gonna need a bigger mole trap!

Turned frosty here, the last couple of days have been very foggy, lovely when the sun comes up.

Go to his profile page https://arbtalk.co.uk/profile/52780-crocky/ The message icon is below the profile name for PM

Porting https://arbtalk.co.uk/forums/topic/129651-porting/

Dear Mick, I'm at my wit's end and have nowhere to turn for advice, please help me, you're my only hope! I've been with my partner over 10yrs now but recently I'm feeling mildly disgruntled. I don't work at all because she does, but I'm not idle because I sometimes hoover the middle bit of a room and I constantly monitor the TV to make sure it's working for her when she gets home from a 12hr day at work. I appreciate she might be a little tired (women are quite weak that way) so I don't want her to worry about it not working properly once she's walked the dog and made my evening meal. She didn't used to complain much but nowadays she's become an utter whinge, just small things like not wanting to bring me breakfast in bed before she leaves for work at 5am which I feel is disrespectful to me, or when she does the shopping and gets the wrong type of lager, apparently I'm being ungrateful and she now refuses to go back to find exactly what I've decided I want. Worst of all the Doctor says she gets the menopause which means she is always angry or crying and is repulsed by my 'needs'. I feel the only option open to me is to take a younger partner instead, although none of the ones I've found so far earn as much or cook as well as the current one, and my mate said even a new one would end up being just as difficult once they've settled with me. Please help Mick, it all feels so unfair...

Better off getting her a climbing harness, so many more possibilities!

I'd suggest using a battery or corded saw to keep noise down and talk to neighbours about it so you don't become the enemy, people are more tolerant of someone they're communicating with rather than just being subjected to.

Jonny Stableford is very good if you don't know of him already, based near Falkirk. https://g.co/kgs/MDx2HJ

My dad had it on a record, used to listen to that and Billy Connolly recordings a lot. I posted "the sick note" text on this thread a while ago...

Think it's "the sick note" by The Dubliners