Ratman

Had to go the Doctors this morning. Had to strip off, the Doc immediately mentioned the fact that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone [emoji449]. I explained it was a family trait and we all had genitalia shaped like musical instruments.He was amazed and said "Well in 25 years as a GP I've never seen nothing like it,having said that I do remember a woman coming in a few years ago and her vagina was shaped like a mouth organ" I said, "That'll be our Monica"

Try to identify your initial cause, last thing you want to do is rebuild and relive at a cost again.

Good all persons are ok! And great to see people pulling together when times get tough with offers of lends and help. Hope your back to full speed soon [emoji106]

Smooth sir.... smooth! [emoji6][emoji847]

Grab a beer, chill out! [emoji106]

SEX AFTER DEATH A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: ... "Marion...Marion..." "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?" "No...I'm a rabbit in Tipperary!"

She looks content in mummy’s arms there! (Unless thats your pink dressing gown?! [emoji6]) ???

My Staffy used to look up at them and watch, the bangs never bothered him one bit, he’d also sit out in thunder and lightening storms..... was very young and daft though! Aggie isnt really bothered by fireworks as such but will kinda spook at certain sounds/pitches. They all have their own traits, some stranger than others eh, funny to watch at times, but also not if you can see its bothering them.

Anyone know the formula to work out and measure the weights regards.... arrogance/big headedness... in metric?

Put two sets of dowels in, one a third of the way across (holds your mortice which is where your strength will come from) and then a second dowel two thirds across, but obviously that dowel will be a dummy. All will look equal and match up on the eye.

Another easy one gary..... them’s mushrooms! [emoji13]

Snap! And Mr Jack Frost took half the leaves off my acer tree upon his arrival, it was full of stunning vibrant red leaves yesterday too.

Theres bound to be an increase, but i bet its something and nothing really! Long as its tuned/set up correctly against what works been carried out, performance is smooth and blippy as it should be..... ?‍♂️ bet some saws rev cleaner in some cases!

Good guess peeps! [emoji106] i’ve been out round grassington again with my pooch, and all routes lead back to the pub! Good old 8oz steak burger with chunky chips and coleslaw [emoji108] even had some of Mr Cleavers green leaf substance in there too! Bloody loveleh!!! [emoji39]

How did ya know that? [emoji15][emoji6]

My belly feels full up already!

Come on stubby, thats an easy one!.... its a zoomed out picture of a smurfs house [emoji13]

Revitilising but appears to be misread as revisiting!

Glory seeker!!!

We have a LARGE group of travellers in town at the moment..... the amount of litter on the car park that they are currently occupying is beyond staggering!!!

I’ll get my coat....

What sort of area/size are you looking at? A self build as above is your best bet, and clad in wood all round would make it inkeeping with the surroundings, would breath nicely and keep your internal moisture down a lot. To pretty much get rid of nearly all your internal moisture then you would need to put a base down really, majority moisture would be created from the ground. Mate of mine has the tent like garage you showed in your original post, he gets slight internal condensation like you would in a tent etc but he has it in a pretty sheltered spot in his back garden, and its on a solid base.

I’ll fill my saws up!

You are a font of knowledge sir! Love hearing stories/history/knowledge from the older generations, its how we younger ones learn a lot i suppose, but interesting all the same. Keep it up [emoji106]