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Ratman

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    Older Stihl

    Always interested in stuff at right price Gary[emoji6][emoji106] and its a Stihl [emoji13] Building going ok yeah, slowed down a bit with late last years issues obviously, but priorities are Aggie [emoji190] and Me now, garage/driveway etc is a lesser priority and just a time filler for as and when i can do stuff. Its all water tight and weatherproof so its taking no harm [emoji106] way things are going at min with this virus shite then we may be sent home, in which case i can get some real time in on it ? ordered some more building materials in on strength of it anyhow. No way i can be at home and not have anything to do, i’d go insane!!! ?[emoji37]? You getting yourself back to full strength yet!??
  2. White Horse at Scales [emoji108] top eatery, i’m meant to be going windermere/troutbeck to stay in a lodge, pub on site etc which i wanted for the dog etc, chuffing Boris!!! Hes royal’y F*~^ed that for everyone/me now aint he, what a [emoji215] he should of done regional to start with like ya say... starting in London!!! Leave us civilised ones up north alone [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
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    Jokes???

    Alreight Sailor, calm down calm down! [emoji1351]‍[emoji574]️
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  6. Yep, lads at work found this out yesterday, similar with the business’s loan thing, it all gets added on after the time period, putting you back in the same boat, if not worse off in a few months time!
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    Older Stihl

    Oy!!!.... dont be selling my saw! [emoji6]
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    Jokes???

    Plane with 5 passengers on board........ Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, The Queen and a 10 year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and theres only 4 parachutes. -Trump said :I need one!!! I’ve to sort out the USA!’ Takes one and jumps -The pope said: ‘I need one!!! I've to sort out the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps. -Boris said: ‘I’m the smartest man in England.’ He takes one and jumps. -The queen said :to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting". -The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The tosser sorting out America took my school bag!”
  9. FFS Stubby!.... i’m off to get a cloth, chuffing coffee tables covered!!!
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  11. I was 4! [emoji15][emoji33][emoji23]
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    [emoji15][emoji15][emoji15] ouch!!! [emoji44]?[emoji27]
  13. Has it got “Husqvarna” etched in to its barrel? [emoji6][emoji16]
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  15. Go on son..... sell it!!! ???
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  17. Cracking working environment if weathers good! Looks like you had a good solid days productivity [emoji108][emoji106][emoji106] Beats being stuck in a tin shed with 8 elongated holes in the floor!
  18. Sounds interesting!!! Post some vids if you can with sound [emoji6][emoji106]
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  20. 1974 [emoji15][emoji33] wasnt even a twinkle in my daddies sack!
  21. Not so much a film, more a series, but near enough.... “Band of brothers” eye opener, keeps ya interested, hard hitting at times! Good watch. But, Classic film of all time for me..... Aliens!
  22. You BRUTE!!! Covering car with all that sawdust! You want whipping!!!
  23. Lad at work rekons its all a ploy, in a few weeks they’ll tell us theres a vaccine available that we can all have that prevents the attack of corona virus, we’ll all jump at it, and when we receive the vaccine there will be a microchip in the syringe that will get implanted in us at the same time, then when 5G is fully introduced worldwide and Huawei are given all their licences back, we’ll all become like suppressed robots!!! ??? you can imagine my response to him........ 2nd word was off!

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