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Ratman

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  1. Could be the coil thats acting up when warm, you not got a known good one to borrow off another saw just to try it? If it is the coil then i would replace with a genuine one and not a chinese copy, they are pants and dont stand the test of time.
  2. The homeowner model saws are defo made in china, i’ve had a load off ebay for £6-£8 and are branded on the top plate with stihl/zama on them, the pro saws are majority still german made i think with only a odd one or two from china.
  3. Ever considered becoming an author? ?
  4. Soz Don.... i’ll get my coat! [emoji17]
  5. Explain?..... you fraud! ?
  6. I second that! I’ll grace his door one day too..... unless he graces mine first that is! [emoji6]
  7. I’d class it as “essential travel” in the current climate! ? we all wana know the outcome!
  8. Yolky might spit on it for ya as a gesture of good will if ya ask him nicely?! [emoji6]?‍♂️?
  9. Ooohhh..... karma can be a bitch eh! Stop ya whining big balls, ya keep telling us ya can earn it! So bend over and take it like a man..... dry!!! [emoji13]
  10. A reight royal shafting at that, i predict mr yolky! “We’re all feckin doomed” ? (Good old dads army eh! ?)
  11. Stihl lists a bar for the 023/025 up to 18”...... but as htb says, you’d probably be better suited with a smaller bar than you’ve got at present, 14” would be my choice, running 3/8” picco .050” gauge.
  12. Struggling as all pay to download, as Steve suggests above maybe Gardenkit can help.
  13. Home made chicken and mince curry for dinner with some chapattis! [emoji108] canteen at work smells like a curry house [emoji23][emoji23]
  14. Ratman

    Jokes???

    Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sergeant: Colour of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my Audi Sergeant: What kind of Audi was it? Husband: (sobbing) Audi A6 Avant Black Edition, Ambient Lighting pack - A6, Front and outer rear heated seats, Valcona leather - Lunar silver + super sport seats, 3 spoke heated sports leather multifunction steering wheel with paddle shift, LED Matrix headlights with high beam assist, Pearlescent paint, Audi drive select, Audi parking system plus with front and rear sensors, Audible and visual fasten seat belt warning - front and rear, Cruise control, Driver's information system, MMI SD card Navigation, Mobile telephone preparation, PAS, Service interval indicator, 3 point seatbelts on all seats, ABS-EBD, ASR traction control, Curtain airbags, Driver and passenger airbags, Driver-front passenger side airbags, Electromechanical parking brake, Electronic stability control, Front passenger airbag deactivation, Hill hold assist, Tyre pressure monitoring system, Warning triangle and first aid kit, Anti theft alarm, Anti-theft wheel bolts, Immobiliser, Keyless Start, Remote central locking, Audi music interface, Auxiliary input socket, DAB digital radio module, MMI Radio plus with CD player and bluetooth interface, SD card slot, USB connection, 12V power in rear centre console, 4 way electric lumbar support, 4 zone climate control, Aluminium door sill trims, Black cloth headlining, Double cargo floor, Electric front seats + driver memory, Front centre armrest, Front head restraints, Front-rear floor mats, Height adjustable front seats, Isofix front passenger and rear seat preparation, Jack and tool kit, Load lashing points, Luggage compartment cover, Luggage rails, Perforated leather gearknob, Rear headrests, Split folding rear seat, Auto dimming rear view mirror, Automatic headlights + automatic windscreen wipers, Body coloured bumpers, Body coloured door mirrors and handles, Body coloured roof spoiler, Door sill trims with S line logo, Electric front-rear windows, Headlight washers, High gloss black door mirrors, High gloss black finish B pillar, High gloss black triangular aperture at rear door, LED daytime running lights, LED rear lights, Light sensor, Platinum grey front lip spoiler, Privacy glass (to rear of B post), Rain sensor, Rear wiper, Alcantara door trim, Piano black finish inlay, Space saver spare wheel, Black Styling pack - A6 Avant, Non smoking pack - A6, Diesel particulate filter (At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.) Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Audi
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    Covid-19

    China is gona drop a bomb (figure of speech OR a actual??!!!) on America yet! They planted it, rode it, survived it, thrived off it, (currently are making the most of it!) and will get the upper hand off it yet.... especially regards America as they are at logger heads with each other regards world trade etc!!! Just my take on it of course..... all will happen when America reaches its peak regards covid-19 and they are at there weakest, where everyone is in their quarantined areas, easy targets as in their masses etc. They’ll be calling trump out basically...... ?‍♂️ we’ll see!
  16. I’ll be peering from the side lines [emoji102] “from the dug out” as they say! [emoji6][emoji16]
  17. Hold my Hands up boys!..... had a relapse today, went to local spar for some finger t-cakes for my sarnies, ended up with two meat and potato pies and two chicken and mushroom slices off reduced shelf! [emoji15][emoji33] health wise.... not good! Easiness..... spot on! Paired with mixed beans [emoji6] tasty and enjoyable all the same, because it works out at pretty much £1 a day for four days! [emoji108]? roll on Friday, its holiday time again! (And BBQ time if weathers good again!) [emoji4]
  18. https://www.allotment-garden.org/rotavator-manuals/Techumseh-L-Head-Engines-Manual.pdf

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