Ratman

Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sergeant: Colour of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my Audi Sergeant: What kind of Audi was it? Husband: (sobbing) Audi A6 Avant Black Edition, Ambient Lighting pack - A6, Front and outer rear heated seats, Valcona leather - Lunar silver + super sport seats, 3 spoke heated sports leather multifunction steering wheel with paddle shift, LED Matrix headlights with high beam assist, Pearlescent paint, Audi drive select, Audi parking system plus with front and rear sensors, Audible and visual fasten seat belt warning - front and rear, Cruise control, Driver's information system, MMI SD card Navigation, Mobile telephone preparation, PAS, Service interval indicator, 3 point seatbelts on all seats, ABS-EBD, ASR traction control, Curtain airbags, Driver and passenger airbags, Driver-front passenger side airbags, Electromechanical parking brake, Electronic stability control, Front passenger airbag deactivation, Hill hold assist, Tyre pressure monitoring system, Warning triangle and first aid kit, Anti theft alarm, Anti-theft wheel bolts, Immobiliser, Keyless Start, Remote central locking, Audi music interface, Auxiliary input socket, DAB digital radio module, MMI Radio plus with CD player and bluetooth interface, SD card slot, USB connection, 12V power in rear centre console, 4 way electric lumbar support, 4 zone climate control, Aluminium door sill trims, Black cloth headlining, Double cargo floor, Electric front seats + driver memory, Front centre armrest, Front head restraints, Front-rear floor mats, Height adjustable front seats, Isofix front passenger and rear seat preparation, Jack and tool kit, Load lashing points, Luggage compartment cover, Luggage rails, Perforated leather gearknob, Rear headrests, Split folding rear seat, Auto dimming rear view mirror, Automatic headlights + automatic windscreen wipers, Body coloured bumpers, Body coloured door mirrors and handles, Body coloured roof spoiler, Door sill trims with S line logo, Electric front-rear windows, Headlight washers, High gloss black door mirrors, High gloss black finish B pillar, High gloss black triangular aperture at rear door, LED daytime running lights, LED rear lights, Light sensor, Platinum grey front lip spoiler, Privacy glass (to rear of B post), Rain sensor, Rear wiper, Alcantara door trim, Piano black finish inlay, Space saver spare wheel, Black Styling pack - A6 Avant, Non smoking pack - A6, Diesel particulate filter (At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.) Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Audi

China is gona drop a bomb (figure of speech OR a actual??!!!) on America yet! They planted it, rode it, survived it, thrived off it, (currently are making the most of it!) and will get the upper hand off it yet.... especially regards America as they are at logger heads with each other regards world trade etc!!! Just my take on it of course..... all will happen when America reaches its peak regards covid-19 and they are at there weakest, where everyone is in their quarantined areas, easy targets as in their masses etc. They’ll be calling trump out basically...... ?‍♂️ we’ll see!

I’ll be peering from the side lines [emoji102] “from the dug out” as they say! [emoji6][emoji16]

Hold my Hands up boys!..... had a relapse today, went to local spar for some finger t-cakes for my sarnies, ended up with two meat and potato pies and two chicken and mushroom slices off reduced shelf! [emoji15][emoji33] health wise.... not good! Easiness..... spot on! Paired with mixed beans [emoji6] tasty and enjoyable all the same, because it works out at pretty much £1 a day for four days! [emoji108]? roll on Friday, its holiday time again! (And BBQ time if weathers good again!) [emoji4]

Like it Les! [emoji6][emoji39]

Pervert! ?

https://www.allotment-garden.org/rotavator-manuals/Techumseh-L-Head-Engines-Manual.pdf

You’ll get on well in a home the two of you! [emoji6][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23]

Interesting times!... i’ve not been in for a week and a bit (so finished as this shit storm started!) back in tomoz for four days then off again for a week and a bit! [emoji4][emoji39] had to get my hols in or lose em! We’re classed as key workers so the job must go on as they say. Probably same for yourself. Be an interesting few months as ya say! Be good anyhow, off to my pit, up at 5am, dog to walk, breakfast to devour and drains to prep before i go work at 11am till 8pm! Enjoy!!! ?

Where you at in UK Les? Can’t say i’ve seen many rooflines like that in the UK but i aint no pro on the matter, i’ve researched loads through wanting to do home/previous projects etc, but never really come across them in UK. You replacing it? as is or wanting to change? Its a nice sleek gentle look to it.... like it [emoji106]

Tosser! [emoji110][emoji97][emoji97]

Yeah! A guy called “topchippyles” posted it on a forum called “Arbtalk” ? Yeah i’ve seen a roofline like you have shown (assume its the roof and its extended curvy dormer type arrangement your on about [emoji6]) usually abroad though, France mainly, usually in remoter places, not in built up villages/towns. Not sure of their relevance to remote places (if any) interesting question Les, why the ask?

You heard anymore or ya just stuck there still? We got asked to voluntary take 3 days holiday between now and end of May but complying with holiday rules. So basically trying to thin us out to lower the risk of contact between us all. Least at the moment in doing this its keeping us as normal as can be and not harming jobs/wages etc... time will tell though i guess.

You been to corner shop today and bought yaself some sauce? Your mincing your words a bit? [emoji6]?

Sounds to me trigger your after diversifying in to “uphill gardening” the amount of times you mentioned your cock just lately!.... you trying to come out on the quiet???

Shes a peach, one owner 34k on the clock, 59.3mpg on way home with it, 50.3mpg knocking around home [emoji108] 1.3 multijet diesel, 90bhp, pocket rocket on quiet! Drives superb, nice and tight, was banging on back end so fit two new shockers and jobs a good en!

@spuddog0507... your mate got any old kit for sale?

Jacket spud mixed taco beans in a spicy sauce, topped off with smoked applewood cheese. Side of mixed salad and cheese coleslaw with a drizzle of sweet chilli sauce!.... bosh! [emoji108]

Some of drains bedded in today, back to day job tomoz so rest will have to wait till next week when i’m off again! ? Last bit dug away and whackered up Drains in place, weigh job up, rack of the eye Sorted and bedded down on mortar [emoji106]

Need a name Yolky! Thems the rules, off ya pop to tesco’s [emoji6][emoji16]