Ratman

Ooohhhh...... your defo slow!!!! [emoji16]

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I concur, What a knob!!! ?

No its bout 40 mins from me, know a few people from up round that area though. The picture gand put on of Whalley arches is only two mins from me Gary [emoji106]

Vegan Tomahawk Steak!

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '£165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?' The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you £25,000 that your testicles are square.' The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?' 'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you £25,000 that my testicles are not square.' 'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently. That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet. The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the £25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.' The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him £100,000 that around 10 o'clock this morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of Ireland!

Its returning whats in the lines back to the tank, stops crystallisation happening so the lines/ports/pump etc dont become blocked.

BEWARE - 57 YEAR OLDS [emoji794][emoji797] Husband [emoji871] leaves letter [emoji394] for wife [emoji1352]‍? My Dear Wife, ?‍♀ You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 22 year old secretary [emoji68] at the Comfort Inn Hotel. [emoji545] Please don't be upset—I shall be home before midnight. [emoji279] When the man came home late [emoji293] that night, he found the following letter [emoji391] on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, [emoji1351]‍? I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta [emoji543] with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. [emoji462] He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 22 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, ? you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 22 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 22. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.[emoji940]

There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... Take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows.. You can't kill Two Birds With OneStone !!

I want video evidence! That is class! [emoji23]

New/newish.... look at the kia/Hyundai stuff with 7/5 yrs warranty on them, lot of people going down this route of late. Maybe Nissan x-trail/qashqai if looking at petrol too.

And you rib me over a gorilla tub! [emoji23] Pussy!!!

Theres one genuine stihl brand new complete engine on fleabay at the min, £262 delivered from america if ya wana spend that much? stihl br600 br700 br500 br550 motor engine block w/ piston and crank NEW oem ROVER.EBAY.COM GENUINE STIHL PART NEW IN BOX.

Bagsy kicking him first! [emoji16]

Nice to be picked on again guys! [emoji867]?

I’m digging your fabric transportation and metal storage tub, no melting! [emoji106]