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    He kept leaning over moving machinery too....... But loved the film
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    Scared the life out of me .....
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    Found this on you tube, thought I'd watch couple of minutes ..... Couldn't stop Just needed Fred Dibnah to complete Check out this video on YouTube: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfP4OSYh9xM&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Old Woodworking Machines Woodwright's Shop with Roy UnderHill - YouTube[/ame]
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    Dacia duster 4x4 pick up version of estate due out later this year Cheap n cheerful ( or cheap n tearful?) but has virtue of being new .....
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    Madonnas dad was rocket scientist Surely proof of aliens .........
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    Years ago in shooting times there was article suggesting you swept up when the hay had been removed from the barn Debris should be full of wild flower seeds ...... And FREE.
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    Do you think its anything to do with climate Sweet chestnut seems to like hot dry summers in s of france, perhaps ability not to lose water is important .......
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    Visited council office in Ruthin Guy showed me the fire exit as we went upstairs ( first floor) which I considered a little odd Offered cup of tea which I accepted but I wasn't allowed to put it on his desk as there were " health and safety issues" I assume he was frightened of hot tea This is genuine not a wind up ......... Fencer had exactly same exerience, so he went from using MF tractor on steep wet ground with post knocker, on his own to not being trusted with cup of tea ......
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    Dacia crew cab coming this year apparently Cheap n cheerful?
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    Envoromental lot had right down on farmers using tyres to start fires around here Raking through ashes for bits of tyres Until They got caught starting their own bonfire with tyres .......
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    Where in the country are you? Good luck,no more bosses ........ In 12 months time you'll be unemployable :-) 25 years since I set up .......
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    Tell neighbours its logs or a slurry pit
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    Used to inspect cars and they'd say " I had the engine rebuilt last year " When they sent invoice in it would be plugs points and filter
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    Does he do taster pack ?
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    Good luck, and best wishes your health has to come first I was ill fifteen years ago and had to take couple of years out, it will pass
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    Spot on You just have to TICK THE BOXES Work out what they want , and give it to them ... Box by box - and if you can't tick a box, work out some way of doing it --- if your self employed Set up ltd co and put yourself on PAYE, ETC ETC Remember their business is selling mortgages -
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    Three accountants were interviewed for a job No 1:- question whats 2+2 Answer 4 No2:- whats 2+2 Answer 22 No3:- whats 2+2 Answer :- what do you want it to be ? CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT THE JOB And this explains much of our banking system financial situation today.....
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    He claimed it was an accident and put claim in .... I was amazed they paid for it too......but they did Guess you have to read policy very carefully ...potential for fraud was enormous
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    Do you not get problems mixing vegetable and mineral oil ? I inspected car where owner had topped up using his sons vegetable oil ( for his racing go kart) The oil mixture had formed a thick sludge that wouldn't pump, wrecking the engine .... His insurer covered him but I was always dubious thinking it was a way to get a knackered engine replaced foc
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    There is discount available 6% if you can find a teacher 14% for university student I was in shop when I found this out, so wnet to couple of likely lads andasked if they were student, yes , so paid one £20 to flash his id card Salesman didn't care.... Get three year warranty....
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    Did you empty old fuel out before topping up? I'd use bit of easy start ( or wd40) down inlet first time too, once it fires it should just go
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    I did consider writing a murder book where the hit men were employed by insurance companies to top paraplegics BEFORE. They got their settlement ..... Courts work out anticipated cost of care per annum and multiply it by life expectancy If they are dead life expectancy falls to zero ...... Heap of ££££ saved Cynical old world innit ....
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    But remember you can charge travelling if you use your own vehicle ( or bicycle) When you go to supermarket buy a couple of pencils and charge mileage If your over 35 miles ( i think ) you are entitled to a meal What! Your travelling makes pencils outrageously expensive! Is it your fault your inefficient? Remember gov't numpties get these expenses so they won't query them Too much
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    Cos my missis works for the gov't they absolutely love her ...........
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    Apparently there were about 8 palaces ........ She also did Bazra (north) which was flattened in the war And a university which went up too....... Me I was kicking tyres on crashed cars ......

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