felixthelogchopper
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Everything posted by felixthelogchopper
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:lol:
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All these puns are giving me a sinking feeling.
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Clown is spelt with an 'L', not an 'R'.
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You have developed Minty syndrome....... ..You've become a Treebore.
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If you bought it as a runner, why should you accept a seized saw? It sounds to me as though it could be an air leak if it was beginning to sound lean with fuel still in the tank.
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Makes 2 of us.
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Send it signed for then there is no argument.
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Forestry mulcher
felixthelogchopper replied to the village idiot's topic in Forestry and Woodland management
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Forestry mulcher
felixthelogchopper replied to the village idiot's topic in Forestry and Woodland management
You're no fun. -
Usually accessorised with a can of Tennant's Super.
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Forestry mulcher
felixthelogchopper replied to the village idiot's topic in Forestry and Woodland management
If you get one, make sure it has 2 plug sockets and I will join you with my Tesco strimmer. -
A young guardsman is on the gate at Buckingham palace. The RSM walks up to him and says "Right lad, the Queen is out on public duties. I want to know the minute she gets back here, do you understand? The minute she's back you let me know". "Yes sir " says the young guardsman. So 10 minutes later a big limo pulls in through the gates, the guardsman stops the car, pops his head in and says " Scuse me Ma'am, are you the Queen? " "No, I'm Princess Ann" "Ok. Sorry to delay you, proceed". The next limo pulls in and he sticks his head in the window " Scuse me m Ma'am, are you the Queen? " "No, I'm Princess Margaret". " Ok. Sorry to delay you Ma'am, proceed. Next limo pulls in and same again, he sticks his head in the window, "Scuse me Ma'am, are you the Queen?." "Yes I'm the Queen". "Right" he says. "Well make yourself scarce love cos the RSM is lookin for you".
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Sorry, that was crass and insensitive of me, you delicate little flower.
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Use a Brillo pad, you big girl.
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Preferably without a couple of festival goers under it.
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I won't get you to order a couple in for me then.
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At least you can see each other now.
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You must be pleased, Andrew. Looks like he's coming on nicely.
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained. A criminal conviction for fraud on the part of C1(who definitely is a complete and utter C ) would add weight to C3's civil case.
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Strikes me that as C1 got C3 to do the job knowing that he would never be paid and C3 was a bona fide sub-contractor, C1 could very well be guilty of obtaining services by deception.
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We had the 357 you did for me out on site yesterday on a 20" bar and it was out-cutting my standard 357 on a 15" which is nippy enough itself. I love the expression on people's faces when they hear it running for the first time.
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Spot on, Mr Bolam.
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Best way to do it.
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I've seen that done by a trainee in the Rochford branch of Ernest Doe.
