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felixthelogchopper

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  1. felixthelogchopper
    Has he calculated Pi or his percentage chance of ever getting laid?
  2. felixthelogchopper
    Fixed that for you.
  3. felixthelogchopper
    Are they available for Brexit duty?
  4. felixthelogchopper
    Careful, you'll be fathering children if you carry on like that.
  5. felixthelogchopper
    I distintly heard Ti call your pint a puff.
  6. felixthelogchopper
    I thought we had already established that my Dad could batter all of the other Dads?
  7. felixthelogchopper
    I tried to join up in time for the Falklands but my nappy fell down. ?
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  9. felixthelogchopper
    I have a friend who was in the Scots Guards in the Falklands War who said they used to wear them to keep warm. He wouldn't confirm that they switched to stockings and sussies in the warmer weather.
  10. felixthelogchopper
    I've always fancied one of those burning longboat funerals. I don't feel much in common with the Vikings but I do want to be a fucking nuisance to the London crowd that spend their weekends crowding out the local sailing people at Mersea Island before I go.
  11. felixthelogchopper
    No, but that doesn't mean we should interfere in people's fun.
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  13. felixthelogchopper
    Hope you're ok, mate.
  14. felixthelogchopper
    And take their watch off, surely?
  15. felixthelogchopper
    The museums over there are fantastic.
  16. felixthelogchopper
    Could be worse. At least your youngest wasn't born 2 years later.
  17. felixthelogchopper
    It's when you go out clubbing but make sure you are home in time for Saturday Live with the Reverend Richard that you are really riding that wave.
  18. felixthelogchopper
    Perv.
  19. felixthelogchopper
    All the more reason.
  20. felixthelogchopper
    Sorry to break it to you but your boyfriend obviously no longer finds you attractive.
  21. felixthelogchopper
    TBF, listening to Ken Clarke speaking has the same effect on me.
  22. felixthelogchopper
    A few sessions on the naughty step would do several members the world of good.
  23. felixthelogchopper
    I thought it was straight up the chimneys in those days?
  24. felixthelogchopper
    No Stella fridge?
  25. felixthelogchopper
    You're only kidding yourself.

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