Mark J

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A broke oak.

Eric Johnson - Cliffs Of Dover [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smwQafhNU6E]YouTube - Eric Johnson - Cliff's of Dover[/ame]

What about Climbing Technique DVD - Treeworker.co.uk - although they are safe techniques...

Tools menu - spelling and grammar. Press the F7 key.

Indeed. It's all triangles. That said about artistic flair - you've still got to master your instrument and that comes from practice.

Albedo - you posted the same time as me there. I agree.

Many moons ago I did a degree in multimedia design. I was pleasantly surprised to discover that many compositions I'd created conformed to things like the golden mean and certain 'rules' of composition without knowing it. I find that an appreciation of nature and good design lends itself to creating these kinds of images. Guidelines are useful for getting and idea of what works where but aren't the be all and end all.

Wow! That's mint.

It looks like a great piece of kit. I can't see why anyone wouldn't have one.

So, did anyone manage to poke their eyes out with it?

Many happy returns!

I was having sex the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still. "What are you doing?" she asked, "Something I learnt from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."

That's mad!

A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer. "So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer. "So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your Sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Cornwall too." And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny. "So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your Sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders." "Over your shoulders?" replies the researcher. "Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?" "What?" says the farmer. "And miss out on all the kissing?!"

And it's a dead easy multiple choice jobby -eg: When someone's standing on the top rung of a ladder bleeding out their eyes do you a) laugh, b) laugh out loud, c) get the air ambulance in...

Bah! The link don't work no more.

Something like this - - I'm told...

I woke up this morning after a dream where I was playing this tune on an ostrich and bending the notes by pulling its' legs. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrPaUtPJ_5c&NR=1]YouTube - mark knopfler irish boy[/ame]

Congrats Mate!

One of my own Stevie.

I sat on a bollock once.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQYDvQ1HH-E]YouTube - Joe Cocker - A Little Help From My Friends - Woodstock 1969[/ame]

Third Degree - Clapton.