Mark J

Or I know someone who could post you a copy of ms office...

As Xerses says - sounds like your free trial is over. You could try 'Open Office' It's free and does pretty much everything Ms office does/did.

Like this. Climb in, if it's really big then tie into a middle stem and work your way along the inside. If not too big then just climb into one end and work your way along.

Aye, and it's said that He was dosed up on psylocin (synthetic magic mushrooms) the summer he wrote One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

Excellent film, even better book IMO. I reckon it could be one of Jack's best performances.

4.2 Ton

Get some Stretch airs. I've had mine going on two years and they're in way, way better nick than my hi flex were at 6 months.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha kin mint.

Badger Sandwich FC...

While visiting Newcastle, the Queen took a couple of days off to drive along the North-East coast. When she got to the beach at Tynemouth she decided she fancied a bit of off-roading. Her Range Rover was bounding the long sands beach when there was an enormous commotion. She rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the Queen noticed just beyond the surf, a hapless man wearing a Sunderland top struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing Newcastle tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its side, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the Mackem from the water before beating the shark to death using long clubs. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling from the shore...... It was the Queen calling them to the beach. On reaching land, the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I heard that the people of Tyneside were intolerant of those from the Wear but now I see this is a truly enlightened example of tribal harmony which could serve as a model for other nations." She knighted them and drove off. As she departed the harpooner asked the others, "wat the hell wuz aal that aboot!" "That," one answered, "wuz the Queen. She rules Britain and naas everything aboot wor country." "Well," the harpooner replied, "she naas bugger all aboot shark fishing. How's the bait haading up? Or do we need another yen?"

How man! I resemble that comment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew&feature=player_embedded#!

One I came across in Sherwood Forest

Airplane [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaXvFT_UyI8]YouTube - ‪Airplane - Trailer‬‎[/ame]

My mate in New Zealand's been having a play with HDRI. He uses the photomatix plug in for photoshop to composite the images. Here's a few of his shots.

Ha ha that's what my lass said. No pics I was busy cleaning it up. It's just a bite and a bit bruised is all. Client was a bit spooked though.

I got halfway through the top of a beech hedge just after a cup of coffee and forearm met hedge cutterers. It bled alot. Going back tomorrow to finish it off.

Crank it up. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBWY3bli92Y&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Pink Floyd Pulse Tour - "Great Gig in the Sky"[/ame]

It looked like a hollowed out guide bar. So there was only a thin rim for the chain to go round if that makes any sense.. I've never seen one like it before.

"I hope we don't have to remind you, don't try this yourself." Hmmm.....

Ha ha, mint discovery +1, that's impressive.