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  1. Mark J

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    Professional tree inspection, tree risk assessment, tree condition reports, arboricultural impact assessments, BS:5837 surveys and reports for planning, aerial tree inspection, bat scoping.
  2. Do you disagree with what he seemingly stands for and sets out in the clip above? If so, why?
  3. It's rare that shop stewards make the news.
  4. What is Tokenization? WWW.TECHTARGET.COM This definition explains the meaning of tokenization, the difference between tokenization and encryption, tokenization's importance to PCI DSS compliance and provides examples of... I think it's worthwhile getting an idea of how blockchain technology works and what the real world applications for particular blockchains are. The general public isn't supposed to understand traditional market trading. Having a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
  5. Making sense of bitcoin and blockchain technology: PwC WWW.PWC.COM Understand how Blockchain works, what cryptocurrency is and the potential blockchain applications beyond Bitcoin and cryptocurrency to improve business processes.
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    Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place and got comfortable. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun." Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the f*cking bitch stole ma wallet."
  7. The only very real issue I have with a Spiderjacks is that its mechanism for release is counter intuitive to people who are used to hitches - so it's important to make sure any potential rescuer knows how the climbers system works. I recently had to help a mate who got a chainsaw bite while dealing with a conny hedge, he self rescued to about six foot off the ground inside the tangly bastard of a hedge, it was somewhat disparaging and mildly worrying to discover that sliding the handle down didn't drop him down from there as expected. We both lived to tell the tale but it's something worth bearing in mind.
  8. Whoever does the damage should pay to make the damage good. If you employ people you're responsible for your employees' actions, even if your only employee is yourself.
  9. It does look similar to emerging Perenniporia fraxinea. There are labs where you can send samples of fungi to get an accurate ID.
  10. Mark J

    Jokes???

    I got in from work and there's a note on the fridge "It's not working, I hate this and I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mothers" . I opened the fridge there was no noise and the hinges and handle felt normal, the light came on and the beer was cold and tasted fine. **************** knows what she was on about.
  11. Mark J

    Jokes???

    What's the difference between Shaun Connery and Walt Disney? Shaun Connery speaks in a Scottish accent but Walt Disney.
  12. I don't disagree with that. I think that the hour long interview in the above post is worth a watch though, it sheds some light on the way the MSM, who you constantly deride, operate. You should watch it.

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