Making the news today....

[dan blocker]

2 minutes ago, peds said:

 

What's the results? Do we need to get Dad's Army out again? 

I’ve voted Yes.

[Mesterh]

I think Trump is too busy eyeing up Canada to notice what his boss is up to. 

I'm secretly hoping that they do try to liberate us, I can then legally apply for asylum in the US. I'm thinking California or maybe Las Vegas. 

[Doug Tait]

25 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

I wonder what DJT thinks of this.

 

Dear Mr Dempsey,

I think he's a windbag and will be chuntering more nonsense tomorrow.

Yours sincerely,

DJT.

[Mick Dempsey]

I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating.

DJT and Elon Musk will fall out before long, and it’ll be as big as it gets.

[Mark Bolam]

They’ll fall out bigly?

[Mick Dempsey]

It’ll be total covfefe.

[Mesterh]

I'm visioning it being a little bit like this.

 

 

 

[sime42]

37 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating.

DJT and Elon Musk will fall out before long, and it’ll be as big as it gets.

 

How long until it all goes boom though? Time to open a sweepstake on this I reckon.

 

I'll start us off and go 10 days after they take office.

 

Bonus points if you can guess the spark that lights the explosion.

[sime42]

3 hours ago, Johnsond said:

😂😂😂 History 42, definitely not your thing it would seem. 
Now stop dancing around like an excited puppy and say what you really want too 😂😂, or alternatively read the few posts and the tone  up to that remark and ponder on the fact your team mate didn’t bite 🤔. 

 

Oh right, got ya. Sorry Davey, you should have deployed a joke flag. Your reputation is not for your sparkling wit and humour is it? This is like poker; what did you think I really wanted to say?

 

I'm more excited by my squid dinner to be honest. Curry and anything tomatoey always tastes better with subsequent heatings.

 

No mate, History isn't quite my thing unfortunately. I had to choose between that and Geography at school. I chose the latter and have felt robbed ever since. Stupid system.

 

You should've taken up mackerel fishing, 40 years ago, if you're so desperate for a bite all the time.

[peds]

1 hour ago, Doug Tait said:

Yours sincerely,

DJT.

 

Johan? J.A.R.V.I.S?

Juggernaut?